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Started by Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell, March 08, 2005, 08:08:44 AM

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Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

March 08, 2005, 08:08:44 AM
Skeptics are pricks. Well, not really, but they're people who are trying to force their own little boring unimaginative reality on other people. Some of us want to live in a world where Bigfoot, Elvis, The Batboy, and the Chupa-Cabra are in league with aliens, angels, demons, faeries, and deities to battle the Kenndy-assassinating Illuminati using magickal energy which they harness using shit they bought at new age stores and that this was all predicted in the Quatrains. And what's fucking wrong with that? Skeptics have this quaint little notion of "science", blissfully unaware that their precious "science" is no different than our beloved superstitious that they so contemptuously look down on. Newsflash, assholes! Nothing is real! Everything is real! Reality is defined by perception because perception is all we have and different points of view are like different realities because the way you observe reality is reality! Duh! So if I say Martin Luther King Jr. was killed by the government, said government has secret Tesla technology which it's using in Alaska to build doomsday devices, Donald Rumsfeld is an alien from outer space, and that all of the gods from the bronze age are entities from demension X, than that Tesla government deminsion X killed that nigga! At this point I have no idea what I'm talking about and Conan's on, so I'll conclude this 3 AM rant by saying that out of sheer spite, I have turned my perception of reality into an artform, slowly stretching the limits of the absurdities I believe, bringing the most intentionally ludicris ideas gradually into my realm of believable and acceptable reality, like my belief system is some sort of anus, until I've become a total crackpot and my reality-anus a bloody, red, swollen Goatse.cx of glory. So, for your information, all of the early-20th century pulp fiction writers were chaneling memories from Atlantis, The Beatles and Hunter S. Thompson were Eristic avatars, and Jesus Christ was a black magic-using gay nigger from outer space. HAIL ERIS!
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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Ben

#1
March 08, 2005, 08:20:09 AM
I might believe that.

Cain

#2
March 08, 2005, 08:20:47 AM
Sceptics are normally quite boring and unimaginative.

/o\

#3
March 08, 2005, 01:14:12 PM
yeah okay we dont care.  :evil:

LMNO

#4
March 08, 2005, 02:40:04 PM
I always suspected that Rumsfeld was from outer space....

East Coast Hustle

#5
March 08, 2005, 03:26:33 PM
you lost me when you got to eh Beatles.

FUCK the Beatles.

repeatedly with a sharp stick.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 08, 2005, 09:35:57 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellSkeptics are pricks. Well, not really, but they're people who are trying to force their own little boring unimaginative reality on other people. Some of us want to live in a world where Bigfoot, Elvis, The Batboy, and the Chupa-Cabra are in league with aliens, angels, demons, faeries, and deities to battle the Kenndy-assassinating Illuminati using magickal energy which they harness using shit they bought at new age stores and that this was all predicted in the Quatrains. And what's fucking wrong with that? Skeptics have this quaint little notion of "science", blissfully unaware that their precious "science" is no different than our beloved superstitious that they so contemptuously look down on. Newsflash, assholes! Nothing is real! Everything is real! Reality is defined by perception because perception is all we have and different points of view are like different realities because the way you observe reality is reality! Duh! So if I say Martin Luther King Jr. was killed by the government, said government has secret Tesla technology which it's using in Alaska to build doomsday devices, Donald Rumsfeld is an alien from outer space, and that all of the gods from the bronze age are entities from demension X, than that Tesla government deminsion X killed that nigga! At this point I have no idea what I'm talking about and Conan's on, so I'll conclude this 3 AM rant by saying that out of sheer spite, I have turned my perception of reality into an artform, slowly stretching the limits of the absurdities I believe, bringing the most intentionally ludicris ideas gradually into my realm of believable and acceptable reality, like my belief system is some sort of anus, until I've become a total crackpot and my reality-anus a bloody, red, swollen Goatse.cx of glory. So, for your information, all of the early-20th century pulp fiction writers were chaneling memories from Atlantis, The Beatles and Hunter S. Thompson were Eristic avatars, and Jesus Christ was a black magic-using gay nigger from outer space. HAIL ERIS!

The real world is weird enough.  You don't need the above crap.

Except Chupacabras. They'd fucking ANYBODY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#7
March 08, 2005, 09:40:30 PM
Damn right!  What he said!
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
March 08, 2005, 09:41:17 PM
Quote from: EraPassingDamn right!  What he said!

::covers head::
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#9
March 08, 2005, 09:42:32 PM
*leaps, POUNCES, munches on Rog's beloved head*

I haven't seen you forever!

*munchmunchmunchmunch*
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 08, 2005, 09:46:01 PM
Quote from: EraPassing*leaps, POUNCES, munches on Rog's beloved head*

I haven't seen you forever!

*munchmunchmunchmunch*

I hope that hard hat is tasty.

Yeah, where HAVE you been?  I've was gone forever for a while. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#11
March 08, 2005, 10:37:45 PM
I've learned to enjoy the hard hat.  It provides my daily roughage, and adds a piquant crunchiness to the spicy flavor of Roghead.

I haven't really found any topics going on lately that caught my interest.  I haven't been in the mood lately to talk for the sake of talking, or rather, considering this is a message board, type for the sake of typing.

But I missed you!
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

East Coast Hustle

#12
March 08, 2005, 10:50:16 PM
pah! a likely story!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
March 08, 2005, 10:51:38 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpah! a likely story!

8)

It's true.  My cranium is surprisingly tasty.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#14
March 09, 2005, 07:53:25 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou lost me when you got to eh Beatles.

FUCK the Beatles.

repeatedly with a sharp stick.

8)

Haven't we argued about this thuroughly in another thread? In fact, it lead me to initially not notice your awesomeness. However, I'll just say that they weren't anything spectacular until they started doing LSD.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
The real world is weird enough.  You don't need the above crap.

Except Chupacabras. They'd fucking ANYBODY!

Obviously the real world is pretty fucking weird. But it still could be weirder, otherwise why would people still take LSD?

The word "LSD" is in this post three times.
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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