Can you believe I havent done this?

[LMNO]

I just realized I never posted a poem to Hotsuma!



Ok, kids, here you go....




Unused condom

Lying

In the gutter, on a frigid morning.

Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.


A tightly wrapped parcel of promise
Wasting away in filth

Like a pimped-out teenage hooker
Or
A junkie professor without tenure.

[Hoshiko]

You lost me at "A tightly wrapped parcel of promise".

Sorry L. I just can't dance to it.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

10/10

[LMNO]

You lost me at "A tightly wrapped parcel of promise".

Sorry L. I just can't dance to it.

Funny you should say that.  Try saying the line out loud, in 6/8 time.


It's actually the most rythmic line there:

da-DA, da-da, DA-da-da DA-da.

[Horab Fibslager]

i was vainly looking for dido nude pictures when i saw this. the beat was laying itself down in my y head, and the res tis histroy. needless to say befor elistening to this, it's 8 am here.

it's big, if you know a goodmp3 recording/ converting prgram, gimma a holla j0!


is also big and possibly hairy.

[Hoshiko]

I dance erratically.

I was also reading it in Alfred Hitchcock's voice. But now that Lilianne mentioned Dido I think that -

Unused condom

Lying

In the gutter, on a frigid morning.

Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.

Is almost swedishly lyrical.

[LMNO]

I dance erratically.

I was also reading it in Alfred Hitchcock's voice. But now that Lilianne mentioned Dido I think that -

Unused condom

Lying

In the gutter, on a frigid morning.

Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.

Is almost swedishly lyrical.

I'm stealing this.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

stealing is wrong

[LMNO]

::pays Hoshiko a vegan cookie for licensing fees::


Happy now?

[Horab Fibslager]

no i want a meat cookie. for middleman fees.

i'm her uh manager, yeah. that's right.

nwo hand over the cookies and no one gets hurt see?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

O       M      G

I just now got a chance to listen to that, I think it should be the theme song for this forum, or maybe for a forum we hate, I can't decide.  

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

This is all very sweet, but it has absolutely nothing to do with toe jam whatsoever.

[Hoshiko]

::pays Hoshiko a vegan cookie for licensing fees::


Happy now?

Cookie!  

I gank literary stuff from people all the time. Does that make me bad?

I think not.

Stealing is wrong unless you're really stealthy.

See?

[Hoshiko]

Pst, LMNO. Your sig should say "All-mighty pope of the swedishly lyrical".

Or some such official post in the Poems about Condoms Bureau.

[Cain]

Bump