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discordian marriage sermon thing.

Started by Horab Fibslager, March 10, 2005, 07:49:10 PM

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LMNO

#15
March 11, 2005, 02:14:32 PM
Back to the subject, I still think there should be an extended crowd call-and-response, either Country Joe's "FUCK" cheer, or a lengthy, "what do we want?"

"TEQUILA!"

"When do we want it?"

"OFTEN!"

DJRubberducky

#16
March 11, 2005, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: Sepiathat active ingredient which is found in hashish and marijuana which is three letters and the first is t and i don't remember the last two.

THC = tetrahydracannabinol.

The wonders of a public school education.  Though I did learn this from the teacher who, when the sex ed module rolled around, offered an automatic A to any student who would stand up naked at the front of the class so she could use them as a live diagram.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Horab Fibslager

#17
March 11, 2005, 05:35:32 PM
i learned thc from th edrug cop in 6thgrade. lol.
Hell is other people.

Mangrove

#18
March 11, 2005, 06:34:35 PM
Quote from: horabi learned thc from th edrug cop in 6thgrade. lol.

damn that 6th grade drug cop...he got me hooked too  :(
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Anonymous

#19
March 12, 2005, 02:41:02 AM
This is the best marriage ceremony I've ever heard.

Copyright it!!!

Marriage sucks!

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#20
March 12, 2005, 02:42:36 AM
OOPS!

That last post was me.

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html

"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."

Ben

#21
March 12, 2005, 02:51:10 AM
The marriage rings should be chained together with spikes on the insides.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#22
March 12, 2005, 03:13:48 AM
Quote from: horabin development here.

Cool, very cool. Consider some of it yoinked and your horabness credited. :) :) :)
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

agent compassion

#23
March 12, 2005, 03:17:34 AM
::is weeks away from her third anniversary::

:?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Hoshiko

#24
March 12, 2005, 03:23:53 AM
Quote from: agent compassion::is weeks away from her third anniversary::

:?

In a perfect world, anniversaries would be a time for renewing the vows, with much intoxication and public nudity (for Sepia) and all-over debauchery.

People would stay together just for the anniversaries, in a perfect world.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

agent compassion

#25
March 12, 2005, 03:27:03 AM
Well, we were just gonna go out to dinner, but debauchery sounds like WAY more fun. I hope it's not a school night!  8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#26
March 12, 2005, 02:51:57 PM
in a perfect world, marriage would be a contract structured much the same as a professional athlete's...there would be performance bonuses, trades, a free agent market, and a draft...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#27
March 12, 2005, 04:32:55 PM
:shock: Trades????

Nah, I think I like it the way it is....I'd rather keep him all to myself, I'm kinda selfish like that.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#28
March 12, 2005, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: agent compassion:shock: Trades????

Nah, I think I like it the way it is....I'd rather keep him all to myself, I'm kinda selfish like that.

8)
Yeah, I agree, but I wouldn't mind a performance bonus :wink:

agent compassion

#29
March 12, 2005, 04:46:00 PM
:mrgreen:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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