Ask me anything you wanted to know about the horrid truths..

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Q: Is Buddha a wolf in sheep's clothing?  And if so, where does he get that spiffy underwear?

Nope. The Buddha is actually a goat in women's underpants. I think he shops at VS.

[Caster Braids]

Q: Is Buddha a wolf in sheep's clothing?  And if so, where does he get that spiffy underwear?

Nope. The Buddha is actually a goat in women's underpants. I think he shops at VS.

Does this mean we hate the Buddha now?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Q: Is Buddha a wolf in sheep's clothing?  And if so, where does he get that spiffy underwear?

Nope. The Buddha is actually a goat in women's underpants. I think he shops at VS.

Does this mean we hate the Buddha now?

Perhaps, but I believe that some rabid students of Zen have already tortured and killed him.

[Caster Braids]

Q: Is Buddha a wolf in sheep's clothing?  And if so, where does he get that spiffy underwear?

Nope. The Buddha is actually a goat in women's underpants. I think he shops at VS.

Does this mean we hate the Buddha now?

Perhaps, but I believe that some rabid students of Zen have already tortured and killed him.

Summer was under the impression that you can never kill the Buddha, as his joviality, pot-belly, and the fact he's apparently made of fucking gold and there are so many of him make it impossible.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Summer was under the impression that you can never kill the Buddha, as his joviality, pot-belly, and the fact he's apparently made of fucking gold and there are so many of him make it impossible.

SHHH! Don't tell that to the Zen students!

[Caster Braids]

Summer was under the impression that you can never kill the Buddha, as his joviality, pot-belly, and the fact he's apparently made of fucking gold and there are so many of him make it impossible.

SHHH! Don't tell that to the Zen students!

Summer apologises profusely.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

[Caster Braids]

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

That is not impossible...hard as all hell to accomplish...but not impossible.

[Caster Braids]

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

That is not impossible...hard as all hell to accomplish...but not impossible.

Summer concurs, but Summer would like to query the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, as to where Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC are going to obtain an army of Mutant Super Atomic Truffles with Cannon in Their Chests to help battle the armies of Zen?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

That is not impossible...hard as all hell to accomplish...but not impossible.

Summer concurs, but Summer would like to query the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, as to where Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC are going to obtain an army of Mutant Super Atomic Truffles with Cannon in Their Chests to help battle the armies of Zen?

From the High Papessa Bella, that's who.

[Caster Braids]

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

That is not impossible...hard as all hell to accomplish...but not impossible.

Summer concurs, but Summer would like to query the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, as to where Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC are going to obtain an army of Mutant Super Atomic Truffles with Cannon in Their Chests to help battle the armies of Zen?

From the High Papessa Bella, that's who.

Since we're battling Zen, do you think Summer can invite Johnny Quest, or better yet, Race Bannon, and then seduce them?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

That sounds like a good idea, but only if I can unleash a pack of god-eating rabbits on Mount Olympus.

[Caster Braids]

That sounds like a good idea, but only if I can unleash a pack of god-eating rabbits on Mount Olympus.

Summer accepts terms and gives words of praise for Fish Food.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Sounds like a deal and a plan then.

I'll muster the Zombie hordes.