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I AM THE TONGAN

Started by Chef, March 15, 2005, 01:50:19 AM

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Chef

March 15, 2005, 01:50:19 AM
I've broke your jaw
Time after time
I've mangled sentences
But committed no crime
And bad sports mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of salsa
barfed in my face
But I've come through
And I need to roll on and on and on and on

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

I've knocked out your teef
And given you a baggie
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it

I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses no Supercuts 'do
I consider it a challenge before the whole opie race
That i never lose
And i need to roll on and on and on and on

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

Profuse apologies to Freddie Mercury
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Horab Fibslager

#1
March 15, 2005, 02:12:53 AM
cept that one time a few months ago lol. :P
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2
March 16, 2005, 09:05:15 AM
Goddamn fucking savages always wanna step.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
June 25, 2007, 01:05:58 AM
Bump.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#4
September 14, 2007, 12:47:31 PM
Not really Chef, lacks caps.

the dreadful hours

#5
September 14, 2007, 05:57:40 PM
a rally song if i ever heard one
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