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I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!

Started by Ghost In The Machine, March 16, 2005, 01:11:47 PM

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#15
March 16, 2005, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: MalaulMGT > Me and Bella


one of us is almost always on
you dont need to kiss ass
just ask us to unlock it


The MGT works in mysterious ways

You sound...counter-revolutionary, Comrade.

East Coast Hustle

#16
March 16, 2005, 06:47:23 PM
methinks some people are missing the point.

having to ask = kissing ass in some peoples' minds

autolock function = artificially imposed barrier to our freedom of choice/speech/thought

and on a discordian forum, no less...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Horab Fibslager

#17
March 16, 2005, 06:48:01 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodmethinks some people are missing the point.

having to ask = kissing ass in some peoples' minds

autolock function = artificially imposed barrier to our freedom of choice/speech/thought

and on a discordian forum, no less...

8)

mayeb it's on purpose? for that ver reason
Hell is other people.

Ghost In The Machine

#18
March 16, 2005, 06:49:01 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodmethinks some people are missing the point.

having to ask = kissing ass in some peoples' minds

autolock function = artificially imposed barrier to our freedom of choice/speech/thought

and on a discordian forum, no less...

8)

Useless artificially imposed barrier, no less.

Up the revolution, Comrade!

East Coast Hustle

#19
March 16, 2005, 07:01:33 PM
attn: the MGT!!

the NSRA has decided to throw its considerable weight behind the cause. Cease and desist all auto-lock functions or the streets will run with the blood of the bourgeoise!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#20
March 16, 2005, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodattn: the MGT!!

the NSRA has decided to throw its considerable weight behind the cause. Cease and desist all auto-lock functions or the streets will run with the blood of the bourgeoise!

8)

And it may just do that anyway! :D  :shock:  :twisted:

East Coast Hustle

#21
March 16, 2005, 07:09:22 PM
shh! of course it will, but we need to keep our leverage...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#22
March 16, 2005, 07:10:08 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodshh! of course it will, but we need to keep our leverage...

8)

nah, we have plenty more social groups to pick from....

Ghost In The Machine

#23
March 16, 2005, 07:11:45 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodshh! of course it will, but we need to keep our leverage...

8)

nah, we have plenty more social groups to pick from....

Sanitation Workers Local *** is with the revolution.

Useful advice:  Do NOT piss off the people that control the sewers.

East Coast Hustle

#24
March 16, 2005, 07:13:13 PM
our sewers are 250 years old...they more or less control themselves, and occasionally we sacrifice one of the townies to fix a break in the lines.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Ghost In The Machine

#25
March 16, 2005, 07:14:33 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodour sewers are 250 years old...they more or less control themselves, and occasionally we sacrifice one of the townies to fix a break in the lines.

8)

Our sewers range in age from 10 to 175 years.

Without constant maintenance... :twisted:

EraPassing

#26
March 16, 2005, 08:07:28 PM
Will the Mgt. actually care if the streets run with the blood of the bourgeoise?
Cuz, it's not leverage if the person you're threatening is going to make hors d'oeuvres, break out the good scotch, and egg you to get on with it.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

LMNO

#27
March 16, 2005, 08:08:48 PM
DING!

1 point, EraPassing.

Cain

#28
March 16, 2005, 08:10:56 PM
Quote from: EraPassingWill the Mgt. actually care if the streets run with the blood of the bourgeoise?
Cuz, it's not leverage if the person you're threatening is going to make hors d'oeuvres, break out the good scotch, and egg you to get on with it.

But the people (who arent dead) will protest to the Mgt, hold rallies outside her house etc..And we need somewhere to dump the bodies...

Ghost In The Machine

#29
March 16, 2005, 08:22:44 PM
Quote from: EraPassingWill the Mgt. actually care if the streets run with the blood of the bourgeoise?
Cuz, it's not leverage if the person you're threatening is going to make hors d'oeuvres, break out the good scotch, and egg you to get on with it.

Mgt herself must be cast down, for oppressing the masses.
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