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Presidents say stupid things

Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, March 17, 2005, 05:02:16 PM

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Which is stupider

Reagan:  "I don't recall"  Iran-Contra hearings
0 (0%)
Nixon:  "I am not a crook"  upon resignation
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Clinton:  "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman"  Grand Jury Inquiry
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George W Bush: "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
6 (31.6%)
George W Bush: "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."
2 (10.5%)
George W Bush: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
7 (36.8%)
John F Kennedy:  "Ich Bin Ein Berliner"
4 (21.1%)
Jimmy Carter:  "I've committed adultery in my heart many times" PlayBoy interview
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Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: March 17, 2005, 05:02:16 PM

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood

...if she decides not to run and they put Biden or Edwards or Vilsack in as a replacement, I'll surely find something just as wrong with each one of them.

Any idiot can find something wrong with anything.  That's what makes them idiots.

LMNO

Eldora:  Told you.

Bath: So you're saying you'd be saying that no matter who runs, if I get you right.  Fair enough.  But you still haven't said what her crimes were...


Although I have to say, you're quite optimistic if you actually think Hillary will win in 08.  SHe doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell.  

Unless coulter, hannity, oreilly, and rush all die in the next 3 months.
:shock:

You heard it here first, folks...

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: LMNOEldora:  Told you.

Bath: So you're saying you'd be saying that no matter who runs, if I get you right.  Fair enough.  But you still haven't said what her crimes were...


Although I have to say, you're quite optimistic if you actually think Hillary will win in 08.  SHe doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell.  

Unless coulter, hannity, oreilly, and rush all die in the next 3 months.
:shock:

You heard it here first, folks...

Unlike Kerry, the Clintons THRIVE under the criticism of the above-named morons.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI don't get it, man, I thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.

oh, you wanted the hippie forum...that's down the hall. Discordianism as I see it has absolutely nothing to do with peace, love, and understanding. In fact, it has alot to do with chaos, strife, and realizing that there is probably no understanding to be had.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Ghost In The MachineI suspect that Bath might be a republican troll.

d'you fall and hit your head?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

Quote from: LMNO
Unless coulter, hannity, oreilly, and rush all die in the next 3 months.
:shock:

You heard it here first, folks...

Psst, shutup!  You just ruined the perfect hit!

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI don't get it, man, I thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.

oh, you wanted the hippie forum...that's down the hall. Discordianism as I see it has absolutely nothing to do with peace, love, and understanding. In fact, it has alot to do with chaos, strife, and realizing that there is probably no understanding to be had.

8)

We're republicans? :shock:

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineI suspect that Bath might be a republican troll.

d'you fall and hit your head?

8)

No, I read your posts.  The Vince Foster one was the funniest.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI don't get it, man, I thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.

oh, you wanted the hippie forum...that's down the hall. Discordianism as I see it has absolutely nothing to do with peace, love, and understanding. In fact, it has alot to do with chaos, strife, and realizing that there is probably no understanding to be had.

8)

We're republicans? :shock:

Michael Moore? is that yuo?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fluffy

Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: LMNOPlease note:
Quote from: LMNO

Uh... no.  Some of us are about all that.  Some of us are about smashing the state.



(And some us are for both, and some of us are for neither... You get the picture).


LMNO
-Annoyingly semantic
.


Also, please not I did not catagorize myself.

Why not?  Are ya chicken?



:twisted:


he might be
he sure ain't no bunny

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI don't get it, man, I thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.

oh, you wanted the hippie forum...that's down the hall. Discordianism as I see it has absolutely nothing to do with peace, love, and understanding. In fact, it has alot to do with chaos, strife, and realizing that there is probably no understanding to be had.

8)
But, Sweetie, what are you fighting FOR, try to keep that separate from what you are fighting against.  Fighting against the system, fighting for peace, love and understanding.  And in case you hadn't noiticed, there are a lot of hippies here :wink:  You better watch out :wink:

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Is Obsidian male or female?  Just so's I can be polite and stuff.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

oopsie
I wanted to copy this here in case everything disappears again.  :roll:
Quote from: ObsidianI don't get it.

And that my dear sir, is the problem.  You seem like a nice guy trying to do a nice thing here, but you have your head so far up your bum you couldn't see the light if someone shoved it down your throat.  


You are so busy taking yourself so seriously, I wonder if you take life seriously, if you take fun seriously, if you take joy seriously.  What do you see when you go outside.  Do you see the wonders?  Do you rail against everything?  Do you have joy?  Do you really think you are more than important than them?  Do you think a dividing line really exists?  How far into your own soul have you ever looked?  Have you seen your own shadow and been scared?  Is that why we terrify you so much that you must ban us?  We will be fine.  There are those among us who are young and angry, they react harshly.  We know they need time to grow and we give them the time and space they need.  We, that is, the ones who have gone through the anger to the other side.  We all have to do that, it looks like you never have.  The only way out is through.  You can't hide from your anger and pain behind fluffy white clouds of ignorance.  You have to face them, all the dark things that live in the corners of your mind, you have to face them or they eat away at you until you are nothing but the dark things.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI don't get it, man, I thought we were supposed to be all about peace, love and understanding.

oh, you wanted the hippie forum...that's down the hall. Discordianism as I see it has absolutely nothing to do with peace, love, and understanding. In fact, it has alot to do with chaos, strife, and realizing that there is probably no understanding to be had.

8)
But, Sweetie, what are you fighting FOR, try to keep that separate from what you are fighting against.  Fighting against the system, fighting for peace, love and understanding.  And in case you hadn't noiticed, there are a lot of hippies here :wink:  You better watch out :wink:


1.  Troof.  If you're going to fight, you're supposed to fight FOR something.

2.  Hippies aren't ALL loveburgers.  Take Efrim, for example.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Horab Fibslager

i fight for great jsutice!

lol j/k. i dont fight at all.

well no generally anyway.

as for peace loce and udnestrtanding. well peace is cool, i liek to ahve naps, and can;t ahve that with a racket, or too much of one around, and then there love, well i liek sex, and i'm a big fan of freddy prince jr movies, or any lvoe drama/ chick flicks. understanding is for losers tho it's all abotu confusion man. don't be confused by seom sense of clarity you picked up in soem book, clarity comes through being confused utterly by one's envirnonemnt and the stuff that inhabits that environemnt. or seom crap. i'm oming close to get that mumbo jumbo saying into soemthing descent, butit's a confusing subject, which i itnend to be perfectly clear about.
Hell is other people.