The Tin Phallus Award

[Trollax]

My only argument with gays were that they were not fulfilling the sole biological imperative of their species: reproduction. Donated sperm or eggs did not qualify since half of the DNA had to come from outside the relationship; they were not passing on their merged DNA. However, scientists have recently been able to create a mouse from the eggs of two females, so it is only a matter of time before they can do the same for humans. (Wait, that means men will become superfulous. Oh dear.)

MEN: KNOW THY ENEMY!

He wears anti-static shoes, has an affection for pyrex
and likes to recombine DNA with whatever's not nailed
down. Beware the biologist! Your loins will go unwaxed
and your libido will drop!

[Horab Fibslager]

the only problem with gay people is them taking away oru gaoddess given right to not have parades who's sole attraction is men and women kissing each or wearing each other's clothes.

[sakredchao]

and why can't you have a parade like that?

[Horab Fibslager]

because i'm not into kissing men...
perhaps another argument with homosexual culture is their nazi political lobbying, which is making them (the gay politicans), seem like the fascist queers we always knew the third reich to be. as an example look at the lobbyists in canaqda who azre pushing to have the right to freespeech curtailed to label abnythign whicvh  excites a dislike to wards homosexuality as being a hate crime chargeable under the law, or the lobbyists in california who recently caaused an uproar over arnie calling th elegislature "girliemen".

jsut imagine the upraor if a law was passed outalwing th emention of dislike for heterosexuality? social liberty is a two way street, and increasing members of a oru society are forgetting this, leading to the inevitable fascist robot revolution.

[gnimbley]

because i'm not into kissing men...
perhaps another argument with homosexual culture is their nazi political lobbying, which is making them (the gay politicans), seem like the fascist queers we always knew the third reich to be. as an example look at the lobbyists in canaqda who azre pushing to have the right to freespeech curtailed to label abnythign whicvh  excites a dislike to wards homosexuality as being a hate crime chargeable under the law, or the lobbyists in california who recently caaused an uproar over arnie calling th elegislature "girliemen".

jsut imagine the upraor if a law was passed outalwing th emention of dislike for heterosexuality? social liberty is a two way street, and increasing members of a oru society are forgetting this, leading to the inevitable fascist robot revolution.

Ah, you're just a boyieman.

[Horab Fibslager]

because i'm not into kissing men...
perhaps another argument with homosexual culture is their nazi political lobbying, which is making them (the gay politicans), seem like the fascist queers we always knew the third reich to be. as an example look at the lobbyists in canaqda who azre pushing to have the right to freespeech curtailed to label abnythign whicvh  excites a dislike to wards homosexuality as being a hate crime chargeable under the law, or the lobbyists in california who recently caaused an uproar over arnie calling th elegislature "girliemen".

jsut imagine the upraor if a law was passed outalwing th emention of dislike for heterosexuality? social liberty is a two way street, and increasing members of a oru society are forgetting this, leading to the inevitable fascist robot revolution.

Ah, you're just a boyieman.

and here i was goign for 'manly man' oh well, maybe next year...

[Trollax]

because i'm not into kissing men...
perhaps another argument with homosexual culture is their nazi political lobbying, which is making them (the gay politicans), seem like the fascist queers we always knew the third reich to be. as an example look at the lobbyists in canaqda who azre pushing to have the right to freespeech curtailed to label abnythign whicvh  excites a dislike to wards homosexuality as being a hate crime chargeable under the law, or the lobbyists in california who recently caaused an uproar over arnie calling th elegislature "girliemen".

jsut imagine the upraor if a law was passed outalwing th emention of dislike for heterosexuality? social liberty is a two way street, and increasing members of a oru society are forgetting this, leading to the inevitable fascist robot revolution.

Hate Crimes are a crock of shit... Crimes motivated by bigotry occur all the time for sure... but to label something as such, as a blanket term is stupid, crimes of passion, crimes of opportunity can also have an element that crosses the same borders, but that does not in any way mean that they were motivated by said difference...

[the last yatto]

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