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Started by The Open Bar, March 27, 2005, 03:56:22 PM

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is chef the terri schiavo of the forum?

yes = pull da plug opiez!
10 (76.9%)
no = save him! all life is sacred...even his!
3 (23.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: April 03, 2005, 03:56:22 PM

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The Open Bar

March 27, 2005, 03:56:22 PM
topical satire

East Coast Hustle

#1
March 27, 2005, 04:09:39 PM
might as well keep him around.

There's always someone that's gonna take over that role on a forum, and the devil you know is better than the devil you don't.


8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#2
March 27, 2005, 06:18:22 PM
Yes, but do we really need 3 of him?

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Horab Fibslager

#3
March 27, 2005, 08:34:08 PM
it's obvious that chef isn't really alive anyway. sur ehe looks alive, but we can be absolutely certain this s only motor reflex as a result of havign an active brain stem, despite being totally devoid of any other brain tissue whatsoever.

also he's retarded.
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

#4
March 27, 2005, 09:06:39 PM
Quote from: agent compassionYes, but do we really need 3 of him?

8)

3?

I've only seen two, and one is about as "good" as you could hope for out of someone who's not Roger.

the other is just unbelievably awful.

I may have stated this before, but I think EVERYONE should be CHEF.

all the time.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#5
March 27, 2005, 09:13:28 PM
I saw several Chefs.

And I think I'll stick to being the Chief Defenestrator, thanks. It keeps the bratty kids in line.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#6
March 27, 2005, 09:20:48 PM
no, you saw two CHEFs spread out over several sub-forums. there was a third, but they only made one post.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#7
March 27, 2005, 09:26:50 PM
Nevertheless, I have no desire to be CHEF as long as small children have nightmares about me every time they hear Trout Fishing in America.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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