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[The Open Bar]

topical satire

[East Coast Hustle]

might as well keep him around.

There's always someone that's gonna take over that role on a forum, and the devil you know is better than the devil you don't.

[agent compassion]

Yes, but do we really need 3 of him?

[Horab Fibslager]

it's obvious that chef isn't really alive anyway. sur ehe looks alive, but we can be absolutely certain this s only motor reflex as a result of havign an active brain stem, despite being totally devoid of any other brain tissue whatsoever.

also he's retarded.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yes, but do we really need 3 of him?

3?

I've only seen two, and one is about as "good" as you could hope for out of someone who's not Roger.

the other is just unbelievably awful.

I may have stated this before, but I think EVERYONE should be CHEF.

all the time.

[agent compassion]

I saw several Chefs.

And I think I'll stick to being the Chief Defenestrator, thanks. It keeps the bratty kids in line.

[East Coast Hustle]

no, you saw two CHEFs spread out over several sub-forums. there was a third, but they only made one post.

[agent compassion]

Nevertheless, I have no desire to be CHEF as long as small children have nightmares about me every time they hear Trout Fishing in America.