The Book Of Teh n00b.

[Mangrove]

The Book Of Teh n00b.
   or
  LIBER CIXII

(sub figura xxiii)

As delivered by 275 to xvii

Official Pineal Download of the

S. S. O. O. K. N.

Publication in Class Eh?

1. Asshat! The manifestation of the n00b.

2. Every man & every woman is in the Open Bar.

3. We are all Horab anyway.

4. (oh yes, and bunnies too)

5. But the n00bs are not of us!

6. The lame-o, the Emo, the grey face are
not where we are.

7. If thou troll, then troll without mercy,
or else eat cookies & pie.

8. There is no law beyond post what thou wilt -
Nublar0sity is struck down by the secret 4-fold
word that I have given ye. Count well it's name
and number.

9. S.T.F.U.

10. Take your fill of hawt seks1 ch1x0rs as ye will
but take no offense if they refuse and pwn your sorry ass.

11. Eat thy carbs, drink thy caffeine & alcohol - but
always unto me. Take strange drugs when typing...or ordinary
ones....or none. (see if I care!)

12. X 34 7 B 1 Q ZZ T 76 18 K W Q F C O AKD

13. What does this mean O my prophet? Fucked if I know,
you should have better things to do with your time.

14. Praise me with poems, rants & haiku.
(They'll probably be shit, but do it anyway)

15. The random, the quirky, the surprising, the freaky,
the horny, the weird, the eccentric - all are ye welcome
in my house. But not the n00B! Shun them as ye would shun
the hunch brain. Blarghing random crap a discordian it dost
not make.

16. LDD or ELF - there is no difference. As brothers/sisters
jake ye.

17. WTF? Study this holy book of n00b for it contains many
mysteries....and some junk (maybe).

18. Post what thou wilt. The word of the Law is FNORD.

19. Avatar and screen names are illusions, but there is that
which remains. Quote others and change their letters freely.

20. Kallisti j0! My numbers are 5 & 23. Add, subtract, divide,
multiply & generally mess around to connect everything to my
sacred numerals in the most tenuous & preposterous ways possible.

21. Be not deceived by the capital 'T'- O.M.! Ha!

22. Thud, the fat cursed city is teh sux0rs. Tread drunkenly
among the mouth breathers. Don't read this. Distribute this
as required. Or not.

23. Own! The book of the n00B is revealed.


The Comment

1. Bite me.
2. Bite me.
3. Bite me.
4. The neo-con studies these runes but understandeth them not.
5. There is great error if one reads this and cares.

[Bob the Mediocre]

18. Post what thou wilt..

Sounds good. I wilt.

[Great Teacher Largo]

18. Post what thou wilt..

Sounds good. I wilt.

You might wanna get out of the sun and have some water.

[Horab Fibslager]

lol cheers dude.

[Mangrove]

lol cheers dude.

don't mention it  

<OB materializes a drink to wherever Horab is lurking>

[LMNO]

Fucking brilliant.

I love reading Crowley parodies...


Drinks for you, good sir!

[Mangrove]

Fucking brilliant.

I love reading Crowley parodies...


Drinks for you, good sir!

parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.  

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

[Daven]

I SHALL STUDY!!!  I SHALL STUDY!!!!

[LMNO]

parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.  

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

I sometimes slip into his style as well...

It really adds a sense of import to it all.

Can we add this to the Apocrypha Discordia?

[Mangrove]

parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.  

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

I sometimes slip into his style as well...

It really adds a sense of import to it all.

Can we add this to the Apocrypha Discordia?

if anyone thinks it's worth preserving, then by all means Kopyleft and all that...

[Horab Fibslager]

parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.  

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

I sometimes slip into his style as well...

It really adds a sense of import to it all.

Can we add this to the Apocrypha Discordia?

if anyone thinks it's worth preserving, then by all means Kopyleft and all that...

i'm proably gonna rip it off too.

damn leaves only 1 or 2 mro spots int eh book of rip off. depending. on i dunno. if i go with law of fives for it or not.

[Spooky]

you could go with 23...

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm nto sure if i ripped off every discordian on the net i'd get 23 gospels for it. if i even wanted to consider doing anythign liek that to begin with.

i'll just have to see. it's the youngest part of soem stranging wayfarer so i'll have to see.

ok i jsut added it to the book of ripoff. that makes four gospels. w00t!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Fucking brilliant.

I love reading Crowley parodies...


Drinks for you, good sir!

parody?! that was a genuine spiritual experience i had at work yesterday!

or not.  

<takes the drink anyway>

i was trying to make a pithy summary of the forum. the crowley vibe sort of slipped in and took a life of it's own. i really need to lay off the occult book shopping for a while and read something frothy....

Genuine all right.

Heh.

Even so. I love parodies of Crowley or any other magic writer.

[LMNO]

If anybody can parody John Dee, I'd love to see it...