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Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, April 08, 2005, 06:21:02 AM

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Horab Fibslager

then by the powers of great justice granted to me thus i propnounce thee man and wife, sim sim sala bim bam b00m! alakhazam! abracdabra!

you may kiss each other or do it or whatever you'd like now.

Quote from: erismay i have mercy on your souls. ell oh ell
Hell is other people.

Malaul

::blissfull look::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Mangrove

throw the bouquet already!!!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

CORNHOLIO

Quote from: Mad Magent LemonListen you animated mofos. You keep talking about how annoying GTL is. Well I have news for you - coming into threads and posting 5 posts in a row is pretty annoying. It seems like every time I come into a thread, you just make something up to diss GTL about. And multiple times. Whatever you feel about him is your business, but at least some people have the decency and respect to not piss other people off about it, and make intelligent flames in one post. This isn't a spanish soap opera, its a forum.
like, who taught you to count, Butthead and I were having a conversation, I said something to him, he said something to me, wtf?  :shock:
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

Bob the Mediocre

She does have a point. I don't think you're being that annoying yet though. Just try to keep the repetitiveness down, or something.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Malaul

psst
Lemon issa chyck?




























AWSOME
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Horab Fibslager

w00t! i totally officated over a lesbian wedding. r0x0r!
Hell is other people.

Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: Malaulpsst
Lemon issa chyck?
AWSOME


Unless I'm horribly mistaken, yes, I think so
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

MadMa gentLemon

Quote from: Altoid Addict
Quote from: Malaulpsst
Lemon issa chyck?
AWSOME


Unless I'm horribly mistaken, yes, I think so

yes you are horribly, horribly mistaken. <proceeds to crush cans on HIS forehead and watch hockey> Take of Mad Ma and you get GentLemon.
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason

MadMa gentLemon

<gives Malaul a big bondage hug and kiss!>   :twisted:
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason

Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon
Quote from: Altoid Addict
Quote from: Malaulpsst
Lemon issa chyck?
AWSOME


Unless I'm horribly mistaken, yes, I think so

yes you are horribly, horribly mistaken. <proceeds to crush cans on HIS forehead and watch hockey> Take of Mad Ma and you get GentLemon.

Sorry.:oops: I hadn't noticed that.

I also forget if I can blame that on being drunk or not. :passes a can to the Gent:
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Malaul

Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon<gives Malaul a big bondage hug and kiss!>   :twisted:
WHOA


My kinda guy

fingercuffs and bondage hugs!!

Match made in hell
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon<gives Malaul a big bondage hug and kiss!>   :twisted:
WHOA


My kinda guy

fingercuffs and bondage hugs!!

Match made in hell

Can I be the priest?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Malaul

sure

::ordains you::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

MadMa gentLemon

Dearwy bewoved..
-><-
Metal Thrashing Madness
-><-

::proud to be fingercuffed to Malaul::

Thoughts come and go. But memories are what you remember.



The Shotgun of Mild Reason