'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'

[CORNHOLIO]

This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.

naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh

[Butthead]

This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.

naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh

Uhhhh...no, not even Winger sucked this much.

This dude is the KING of suck.   There is none higher.

[CORNHOLIO]

This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.

naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh

Uhhhh...no, not even Winger sucked this much.

This dude is the KING of suck.   There is none higher.

Don't you mean, like lower or something?

[agent compassion]

If this sucked any harder, I could use it to vacuum my carpet.

[MadMa gentLemon]

If this sucked any harder, I could use it to vacuum my carpet.

Well, you could use a Yanni song.

[agent compassion]

Well, you could use a Yanni song.

That would require me to *shudder* purchase and listen to a Yanni song, when this drivel is right here, and mercifully silent. Yanni would give my birds heart attacks and then where would I be? Oh yeah, sending you a bill for two new parakeets for suggesting such a ghastly idea.

[MadMa gentLemon]

But he's so new age.  

[agent compassion]

But he's so new age.

That's actually one word - "Newage" - to rhyme with "Sewage."

[MadMa gentLemon]

But he's so new age.

That's actually one word - "Newage" - to rhyme with "Sewage."

What does "New Age" mean anyway? Anything that is unclassified goes into new age, but who puts Yanni in the same area as Infected Mushroom or Shpongle?? Damn that FYE. Damn them to hell.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yanni + beats & samples = something very similar to Shpongle

not a knock on Shpongle, you understand.

[MadMa gentLemon]

the gnomes have learned a new way to say hooooraaaayyy!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Next person that mentions Yanni is going to be impaled on a broom stick.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Yoni, not the guy guy who I must not name in order to not get impaled.
I always thought that was a weird name for a guy, even a pussy like him.
pun_intended

[East Coast Hustle]

isn't yoni the hindu word for vagina?

so it makes total sense that a dude who's a total pussy would be named that.

[DJRubberducky]

Yoni is also allegedly the Hebrew equivalent to Jonathan.

Allegations being made by my friend who took it as a persona name in Amtgard and confused enough snot out of enough people that if he'd done so on purpose, he'd've been qualified for sainthood.