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'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2005, 05:33:26 pm »
:lol:
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« Reply #46 on: April 14, 2005, 05:41:25 pm »
That quip might cost me my balls, but anything for a laugh, right?

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« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2005, 09:52:08 am »
Quote from: Mad Magent Lemon
Asian women have horizontal vaginas.


Uh...no they fucking don't.

Trust me. I know.

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« Reply #48 on: April 15, 2005, 03:20:00 pm »
sure they do, provided they're laying on their side.

it's all a matter of perspective.

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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #49 on: December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 pm »
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2009, 04:33:21 pm »
what the shit is this shitty shit

Have I ever mentioned how glad I am you guys cleaned house in this forum before I found my way here?

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2010, 05:26:03 pm »
Sheer sadistic bump.

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2010, 05:51:48 pm »

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2010, 08:21:54 pm »
Goddammit why.
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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2010, 08:41:49 pm »
Goddammit why.

I was unable to restrain myself.   :sad:
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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2011, 11:41:15 am »
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

Psychic powers ITT

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2011, 01:10:19 am »
Bump. For Post-Cuntalist analysis.
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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2011, 06:37:02 am »
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2011, 09:22:08 am »
http://www.rcaston.com/

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Re: 'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'
« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2019, 07:41:46 pm »
Your once-per-decade reminder that GTL existed.
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