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L. Ron Hubbard was a Discordian author

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Apocalypse Dude:
Because his writing SUCKS so much and so many people like it that it has to be influenced by Eris.

EvilPoet:
The Charlatan Clambillies
Sung to the tune of The Beverly
Hillbillies Theme Song

Come listen to a story about a man named Ron
A not so famous writer who was really just a con
And then one day, he was sick of being broke
Started writing essays selling false hope
Snake oil that is, fool's gold, fool's paradise

Well, the first thing you know old Ron's a millionaire
Taking full advantage of people in despair
Said, OT is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the space ship with all the E's
Meters, that is, clearing sessions, movie stars

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to falsehoods and untruths
That is why this song is sung but the choice is up to you
You're all invited back again to this unreality
To have a heapin helpin of this philosophy
BS, that is, set a spell, take your checkbook out

Y'all come back now, hear?

Apocalypse Dude:
I read the whole Mission Earth series.

I kept reading it because I kept thinking "This HAS to get  better"

SMFabal:
I learned never to read any author whose first book exceeded 500 pages. I means they never learned that you don't need every single detail of everything that ever happened to everyone mentioned in the book.

Trollax:

--- Quote from: Darth Goatse ---Because his writing SUCKS so much and so many people like it that it has to be influenced by Eris.
--- End quote ---


My thoughts exactly. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

~Scientological Trollax~

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