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NAFR Sermon 17: The LAST ONE

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, April 11, 2005, 10:56:22 AM

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Zurtok Khan

Don't be so sure Hugh, I've been teaching everyone I can the Secret Handshake the Mormon's use to get into heaven, bwhahahahahaha.

Of course...the Freemason's used it first...
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The 11 Letter Word is FunDon't be so sure Hugh, I've been teaching everyone I can the Secret Handshake the Mormon's use to get into heaven, bwhahahahahaha.

Of course...the Freemason's used it first...

I KNOW you're lying.

You don't even speak Czech for bobsake. So how could you get the secret handshake...unless those Gypsies are putting you on.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Burning Trees

Someone should give you an award.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Burning TreesCzech? Sure does.

Nope. I disagree.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

VERBAL

*Brings in a case of Potcheen and a case of Guiness and an AUTHENTIC IRISH Folk Band, turning to Hugh says* THAT'sTHE SPIRIT now HAVE SOME MORE SPIRIT and LET'S Dance HELL COLD!! :twisted:  :P  :wink: C'mon everybody!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the cat in the whiskey bottle!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: verb*Brings in a case of Potcheen and a case of Guiness and an AUTHENTIC IRISH Folk Band, turning to Hugh says* THAT'sTHE SPIRIT now HAVE SOME MORE SPIRIT and LET'S Dance HELL COLD!! :twisted:  :P  :wink: C'mon everybody!


WTF?

Na bi ag baic liom anois, fhear.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

PopeLoUDICRUCE

Go l?? scata Fomh??rach ??lta do bhall fearga. :lol:
Train yr brain not to stain yr heart with pain
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCEGo l?? scata Fomh??rach ??lta do bhall fearga. :lol:


Heh.

Go mba sin dhuit freisin!

Go dtachta An Diabhal thu!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Anonymous

*slaps Hugh on the ass and proceeds to dance a jig with him*

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Anonymous*slaps Hugh on the ass and proceeds to dance a jig with him*

Na bi ag troid liom anois...

No ni do namhaid me.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

c?©n f?°th t?? seasamh ar rud scr??obh doil?©ir teanga?

8)
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

PopeLoUDICRUCE

:lol:  :lol:  :lol: This is all very hilarious! I would have never expected, 10 years ago, to be sitting here playing the dozens in Gaelic with people I've never seen before :lol:  :lol:  :lol: Goddess technology IS great!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol: *falls out of chair laughing on the way down* :wink:
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