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SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WAS A "GLOBAL NOMAD"

Started by Chef, April 23, 2005, 03:12:42 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
April 27, 2005, 12:11:42 AM
Quote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...

...which is probably why Horab copied it.

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Horab Fibslager

#31
April 27, 2005, 12:22:42 AM
huh you mean i copied yor thing by using a handle i used two years ago fro a compeltely unrelated thing that was recalled by another thing that had absolutely nothign to do withyoruself???????????????



ohh kay!



<---thought he was egotistical.
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
April 27, 2005, 12:24:03 AM
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztlihuh you mean i copied yor thing by using a handle i used two years ago fro a compeltely unrelated thing that was recalled by another thing that had absolutely nothign to do withyoruself???????????????



ohh kay!



<---thought he was egotistical.

What's the matter, Bunky?  It's okay for YOU to snipe at other people, but not for others to snipe at YOU?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#33
April 27, 2005, 12:31:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...

...which is probably why Horab copied it.

:lol:
Nope, he didn't copy it.  We accidentally started a whole Aztec thing out of nowhere and that is his trip for this week, plus he is doing some other bit that has nothing to do with feathered serpents :?

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
April 27, 2005, 12:34:26 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Altoid AddictI liked the Quezicotal bit, but yeah...

...which is probably why Horab copied it.

:lol:
Nope, he didn't copy it.  We accidentally started a whole Aztec thing out of nowhere and that is his trip for this week, plus he is doing some other bit that has nothing to do with feathered serpents :?

I know.  I'm just returning some of the love he always has for me.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#35
April 28, 2005, 01:21:33 AM
I don't read the Book of the SubGenius either. I just let my cpy of it sit around, so Bob's beady eyes can haunt my every move.
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#36
April 28, 2005, 10:01:20 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe're supposed to read the book of subgenius?

I just use it as a fly swatter.
You bought the book?  I just read it off the website.  Helps put me to sleep.

What makes you think I paid for it?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

saint aini

#37
April 29, 2005, 01:53:24 AM
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
Earlye in morning!

Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Earlye in the morning!

Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlye in the morning!

Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Earlye in the morning!

What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
Earlye in the morning!

Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Earlye in the morning!

Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Earlye in the morning!

Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Earlye in the morning!

Lube him up good before the sun
Lube him up good before the sun.
Lube him up good before the sun
Earlye in the morning!

Impale that fag upon a jag.
Impale that fag upon a jag.
Impale that fag upon a jag.
Earlye in the morning!
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#38
April 29, 2005, 04:15:08 AM
Jesus H Christ!


That's malicious.

Chef might get afeared.....but only if you use the right peppers.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Ghost In The Machine

#39
April 29, 2005, 11:34:45 PM
Board pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.

saint aini

#40
April 30, 2005, 02:23:52 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Ghost In The Machine

#41
April 30, 2005, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.

Fuck off, spammer.

saint aini

#42
April 30, 2005, 02:33:26 AM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.

Fuck off, spammer.


My attorney, the world class and (in)famous, Leonard J. Crabs, wants to know in what orifce would you prefer to be fucked.  He tells me people who like to swear in public also like to take it up the ass.  I do not know why he's asking this question, but he has never failed his clients before.  He wants to know if you own any donkeys.  Well, do you?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Ghost In The Machine

#43
April 30, 2005, 03:08:31 AM
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: calamity aini
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineBoard pest:

Stop spamming, you stupid bitch.

TIA.


Stop spamming the board with complaints about spam.

Fuck off, spammer.


My attorney, the world class and (in)famous, Leonard J. Crabs, wants to know in what orifce would you prefer to be fucked.  He tells me people who like to swear in public also like to take it up the ass.  I do not know why he's asking this question, but he has never failed his clients before.  He wants to know if you own any donkeys.  Well, do you?

Quit cunting.

Thanks.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#44
April 30, 2005, 05:15:29 AM
Pot calling Kettle.....

PS calamity aini is actually less annoying than the PoopSmith, who knew :shock:  :roll:
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