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The Good Reverend Roger

Pedro was an idiot.

There's no distinction between the two.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Pæs on January 14, 2013, 10:28:03 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on January 14, 2013, 10:14:41 PM
Destructive Chaos.
Whatever engineers do. I tend to enjoy improving, or coming up with my efficient technologies.

You should invent a technology which utilises the immense gravitational pull of Jupiter by setting up kinetic power generators around the planet that produce energy by making the components spin, pulled by gravity, and by stabilizing the position of generators surrounding it in a complex pattern that connects every one of these to a command module in which energy can be harvested and sent home using a space station to help manned shuttles/unmanned shuttles to navigate there.

Stargate you say?

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Chucklemaster

Creation over destruction, order and disorder are personal preference.
Page 63.
or kill me
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Q. G. Pennyworth

... and I told you "all dichotomies are false dichotomies" or some shit like it that sounded super profound when we were drunk on cheap vodka and sleep deprivation and we thought the whole world gave even a fraction of a fuck how smart and talented we were, and then we started talking about "good" and "evil" and we took it all so seriously and we fucked like it was a major act of rebellion against the state and never even realized how sad it all was even with your whiskey dick.

Chucklemaster

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
... and I told you "all dichotomies are false dichotomies" or some shit like it that sounded super profound when we were drunk on cheap vodka and sleep deprivation and we thought the whole world gave even a fraction of a fuck how smart and talented we were, and then we started talking about "good" and "evil" and we took it all so seriously and we fucked like it was a major act of rebellion against the state and never even realized how sad it all was even with your whiskey dick.

...what :D
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 09:38:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
... and I told you "all dichotomies are false dichotomies" or some shit like it that sounded super profound when we were drunk on cheap vodka and sleep deprivation and we thought the whole world gave even a fraction of a fuck how smart and talented we were, and then we started talking about "good" and "evil" and we took it all so seriously and we fucked like it was a major act of rebellion against the state and never even realized how sad it all was even with your whiskey dick.

...what :D

Did I stutter?

Chucklemaster

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 09:39:54 PM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 09:38:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 09, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
... and I told you "all dichotomies are false dichotomies" or some shit like it that sounded super profound when we were drunk on cheap vodka and sleep deprivation and we thought the whole world gave even a fraction of a fuck how smart and talented we were, and then we started talking about "good" and "evil" and we took it all so seriously and we fucked like it was a major act of rebellion against the state and never even realized how sad it all was even with your whiskey dick.

...what :D

Did I stutter?

No, I don't understand... are you mocking me? I'm not angry or anything, just want to know what you're trying to say
(P.S. I'M A FUCKING IDIOT, YOU'RE WELCOME PIES FOR ALL THE PRISONERS)
blah blah blah the rest of the song

GrannySmith

I am a Fenderson and at the moment I maybe worship pope bob. ah and I like Al khalilis bbc opinion on order and disorder A LOT  X  us hemlock fellows ain't allowed own opinions often :aaa:
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Can I go for  :lulz: with a side order of  :argh!:, extra large  :aaa: and small  :?

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Quote from: Stryfe Konstantion on May 22, 2013, 07:52:03 AM
Can I go for  :lulz: with a side order of  :argh!:, extra large  :aaa: and small  :?

You can, because your avatar is OF THE GODS!! :aww:

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Cain

Quote from: Stryfe Konstantion on May 22, 2013, 07:52:03 AM
Can I go for  :lulz: with a side order of  :argh!:, extra large  :aaa: and small  :?

Eldora, is that YUO?

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Golden Applesauce

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 22, 2013, 05:02:35 PM
Why is this happening?  :?

I dunno, but lately I've been doing a lot of Creative Destruction to de-stress between bouts of Destructive Creation and Creative Creation.

That's on my personal time, though. At work I'm all Disorderly Creation and Chaotic Creative Eusocial Order.

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