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Thinking about Gabbard in general, my animal instinct is to flatten my ears against my head, roll my eyes up till the whites show, bare my teeth, and trill like a cicada stuck in a Commodore 64.

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Started by Ghost In The Machine, April 26, 2005, 05:52:08 PM

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Stryfe Konstantion

I really lean more towards Creative but Destruction helps every so often. Permanent Confuddlement though.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Listen, before anyone else gets the idea of posting seriously in this thread, please go to page 1 and start at the beginning.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 02:26:57 AM
Listen, before anyone else gets the idea of posting seriously in this thread, please go to page 1 and start at the beginning.

It's no use, Nigel.  We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 02:38:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 02:26:57 AM
Listen, before anyone else gets the idea of posting seriously in this thread, please go to page 1 and start at the beginning.

It's no use, Nigel.  We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one.

Fuck, I barely have any will to live right now as it is. If this thread ACTUALLY comes back to life, for real, I may lose the strength to continue breathing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 23, 2013, 02:38:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 02:26:57 AM
Listen, before anyone else gets the idea of posting seriously in this thread, please go to page 1 and start at the beginning.

It's no use, Nigel.  We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one.

Fuck, I barely have any will to live right now as it is. If this thread ACTUALLY comes back to life, for real, I may lose the strength to continue breathing.

Doktor's Orders:  Shit your hate or you will DIE.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

We sat on the edge of the fine arts center roof, drainage pebbles pressing into our asses through skinny jeans. You smoked cloves but I didn't, all my cancer's second-hand, we used to joke. You were smoking then, at first because you wanted to and then because you thought it was funny how much I was freaking out that someone would catch us by the tiny light. You were always a fucking asshole. "You ever feel like you're in someone else's movie?" "What do you mean?" "I was at the store today, in the bread aisle, and there was this couple there and she was wearing this super serious collar, like not even a repurposed dog collar, it had like metal plating and a fucking padlock and everything, and she's telling her I-assume-boyfriend how much better it is for you to smoke weed instead of drinking and I just felt like I was an extra in their scene. But it wasn't just that, it was like they were the secondary characters in someone else's story, and the scene I was there for ended up on the cutting room floor because it didn't even matter." "You're so fucking weird." You pitched the butt of your cigarette over the edge without looking. "Fuck being an extra, I star in everything." "But what about everyone else?" "You're my supporting cast, babycakes." Your mouth still tasted like smoke as you kissed me.

Golden Applesauce

Okay, I started from page 1.

:eek:

How the hell did you people function back then? Everyone is having a completely different conversation... It's like everyone is super drunk/and or high, to the point where they think every idea is genius but can't talk and listen at the same time so they all end up on totally different subjects.

And then Aini was Eldora's alt????

So hard to follow the plot...

:sotw: :cramulus: :FFF: :crybaby: :treefucker:
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on May 23, 2013, 04:56:50 AM
Okay, I started from page 1.

:o

How the hell did you people function back then? Everyone is having a completely different conversation... It's like everyone is super drunk/and or high, to the point where they think every idea is genius but can't talk and listen at the same time so they all end up on totally different subjects.

And then Aini was Eldora's alt????

So hard to follow the plot...

:sotw: :cramulus: :FFF: :crybaby: :treefucker:


No they were two very, let us say, unique individuals. 


I do miss some of the old cats though, not necessarily everyone on this thread, but we definitely had some fun times back in the day. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Golden Applesauce

Someone's going to bump a Tao / EvT thread, aren't they. I can feel it.

:tao&evt::1fap:

Just noticed after all these years that that smiley is actually coded as : tao&evt :.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Cain

That may have been me.  When installing the smilies, I remember I gave a few of them special code names which old time PDers would...appreciate. 

P3nT4gR4m

I've been here since '06 and I still don't know what half those smilies mean  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

That's because you left your bike OUTSIDE.

hooplala

Man... I forgot about horab there for... oh, six years or so..

Those were a good six years.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman