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Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, April 26, 2005, 07:45:40 PM

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Where do you fit best, if you do indeed fit inside the box?

Creative Order
0 (0%)
Destructive Order
0 (0%)
Creative Disorder
5 (33.3%)
Destructive Disorder
1 (6.7%)
None of the Above
0 (0%)
All of the Above
2 (13.3%)
Some of the Above
3 (20%)
I got out of the box
2 (13.3%)
I hate polls
2 (13.3%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: April 26, 2005, 07:45:40 PM

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#15
April 26, 2005, 10:21:36 PM
no answer necessary!

Zurtok Khan

#16
April 26, 2005, 11:05:53 PM
All of the above, including none of the above.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

gnimbley

#17
April 27, 2005, 01:54:17 AM
Quote from: Tlacaxipehualiztligitmo is turd?
:shock:

Bob the Mediocre

#18
April 27, 2005, 08:56:26 PM
What I'm more scared about is the army of trolls imitating the Se?±or. I mean, imagine if they copy all his old names...
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#19
April 27, 2005, 08:58:01 PM
Quote from: Altoid AddictWhat I'm more scared about is the army of trolls imitating the Se?±or. I mean, imagine if they copy all his old names...
hehehehe, You could have a whole forum of just his old names, hahahahaha :shock:  :lol:

East Coast Hustle

#20
April 27, 2005, 09:44:50 PM
people that wish to impersonate me by taking my old names and avatars would do well to remember that I can discern their physical locations.

and that I would have no qualms whatsoever about sending an NSRA agent to stab the ever-loving fuck out of their eyeballs.

just saying.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
April 27, 2005, 10:01:43 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosopeople that wish to impersonate me by taking my old names and avatars would do well to remember that I can discern their physical locations.

and that I would have no qualms whatsoever about sending an NSRA agent to stab the ever-loving fuck out of their eyeballs.

just saying.

8)

Let me know when the scary part starts, mkay?  :wink:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#22
April 27, 2005, 10:05:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosopeople that wish to impersonate me by taking my old names and avatars would do well to remember that I can discern their physical locations.

and that I would have no qualms whatsoever about sending an NSRA agent to stab the ever-loving fuck out of their eyeballs.

just saying.

8)

Let me know when the scary part starts, mkay?  :wink:
That was after he had used the name Turd Ferguson and at the moment he took the name GOAT, because for the longest time, in my head he was GOAT Turd.  I mean for the next 3 or 4 or maybe even 5 names, he was still GOAT Turd, hehehe

East Coast Hustle

#23
April 27, 2005, 10:07:20 PM
huh? what are you talking about? I'm talking about whichever fucktard is calling himself "Chuck U Farley" and using my old avatar.

it's stabby time.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
April 27, 2005, 10:08:06 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosohuh? what are you talking about? I'm talking about whichever fucktard is calling himself "Chuck U Farley" and using my old avatar.

it's stabby time.

8)

Tao stabby, or real stabby?

TGRR,
wonders.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#25
April 27, 2005, 10:10:59 PM
I don't do "tao stabby"

of course, I don't do real stabby either. I have people for that.

It's amazing what you end up with when you convert a bunch of Crips into fanatical discordians of the destructive asshole variety.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
April 27, 2005, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI don't do "tao stabby"

of course, I don't do real stabby either. I have people for that.

It's amazing what you end up with when you convert a bunch of Crips into fanatical discordians of the destructive asshole variety.

8)

Well, if we're employing made-up assassins, I have THIS lady:



D/N/T.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#27
April 27, 2005, 10:22:34 PM

And old ladies hang out with cats :shock:  :D

East Coast Hustle

#28
April 27, 2005, 11:41:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI don't do "tao stabby"

of course, I don't do real stabby either. I have people for that.

It's amazing what you end up with when you convert a bunch of Crips into fanatical discordians of the destructive asshole variety.

8)

Well, if we're employing made-up assassins, I have THIS lady:



D/N/T.

dude, that's fucking scary.

I actually have real thugs, but they generally stop short of killing people. Plus, I have to pay transportation costs, which means that unless the intended target is in the Great NorthWet or southern Michigan, I'm generally better off just signing them up for NAMBLA.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
April 27, 2005, 11:42:40 PM
Quote from: Se?±or MisteriosoI actually have real thugs,


And I occasionally turn into a 280 pound, irritable Tongan gangsta.


Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosobut they generally stop short of killing people.

WAYSA?

TGRR,
Would gat a mothafukka!  RAT-TAT-TAT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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