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Started by hooplala, May 02, 2005, 07:41:03 PM

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Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: ScribeThis thread needs the UN to debate it and at least one musical campaign about it and then we can declare it an disaster zone.

My bad.

I slipped, you see.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Christ Raw V, KSC
Oh, I think he delivered on his claims . . .  e.g. the decline of
Xtianity in the civilized world
, the wiccan and neo-pagan currents, the
the Oriental upsurge in the West, all show his influnce...

you been smoking chunks of Ajax again? please explain how you think Christianity is in decline in the civilized world?

for that matter, please explain why you think that any part of the world deserves to be called "civilized"?

8)
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Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: T'ai Kung
Quote from: Christ Raw V, KSC
Oh, I think he delivered on his claims . . .  e.g. the decline of
Xtianity in the civilized world
, the wiccan and neo-pagan currents, the
the Oriental upsurge in the West, all show his influnce...

you been smoking chunks of Ajax again? please explain how you think Christianity is in decline in the civilized world?

for that matter, please explain why you think that any part of the world deserves to be called "civilized"?

8)

Careful, he'll pull your Discordian Card.

:lol:

LMNO

Quote from: T'ai Kung
Quote from: Christ Raw V, KSC
Oh, I think he delivered on his claims . . .  e.g. the decline of
Xtianity in the civilized world
, the wiccan and neo-pagan currents, the
the Oriental upsurge in the West, all show his influnce...

you been smoking chunks of Ajax again? please explain how you think Christianity is in decline in the civilized world?

for that matter, please explain why you think that any part of the world deserves to be called "civilized"?

8)

Actually, an article in the paper the other day noted that Church attendance in Europe has plummeted.

And as far as civilization goes, Europe>America.

Cain

Yes.  This is true.  But we acquired the EU.  The institution that says if a banana bends so many degrees too far, its not a banana.

LMNO

Wait.  Civilization has to be smart, too?



We certainly are Doomed.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: LMNOWait.  Civilization has to be smart, too?



We certainly are Doomed.


Are they mad?

Civilization is merely here to provide us with drunkenness.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Well...not stooopid would be a start.  Imagine a vast bureacracy.  Now imagine that actually runs the country. As in, the President, the Cheifs of Staff, the entire executive, is chosen from that group, based on the internal politics of each office.  And they all hate each other as much as is pyhsically possible.  Then add several fairly powerful countries.  That is the EU.  I think Eris had a hand in it.

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: LMNOWait.  Civilization has to be smart, too?



We certainly are Doomed.


Are they mad?

Civilization is merely here to provide us with drunkenness.

Actually, there's a pretty good argument that civilization was started for beer.

Cain

Beer = Christianity. Apparently....

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: ScribeBeer = Christianity. Apparently....

You just gave me a mental image of Pat Robertson beer-puking.

THANKS!  :D

Verthaine

RAW's methods are alright,but I prefer erisian tantra and chaoist  taoism.
Church of Eris runs an excellent Chao-lin Temple  at Jrethicon IV.
I was offered the abbotship but regretfuuly had to turn it down.(the abbot always ends up getting his ass kicked by the evil greyfu masters,and has to get avenged by his former student who was kicked out for breaking the rules,and learned his kung-fu from a crazy old monk.I preffered to be the ceazy old monk).
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

DJRubberducky

Quote from: Ghost In The MachineActually, there's a pretty good argument that civilization was started for beer.
The story of Sekhmet pretty well posits that beer is what saved the ancient Egyptians. :D
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

LMNO

I propose we all go to our local Beer Importer, and pick up some Egyptian beer.

In a show of solidarity, of course.

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