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Choose your Roger

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 12, 2005, 09:22:07 PM

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Which Roger

Roger 2003 - 2004
9 (75%)
Roger 2004 - 2005
3 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: May 14, 2005, 09:22:07 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#60
May 15, 2005, 05:40:59 PM
Quote from: agent compassion:)

Democrat, eh?

I'm a "Democrat of Convenience." Primary ballot = Very yes.

But the party is - at least in this neighborhood - a bunch of douchebags.
::looks around:: Oh, I forgot, this is Thud, no wonder - they're ALL douchebags around here.

::lights a molotov cocktail::


8)

I'm a democrat because the GOP is in power.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#61
May 15, 2005, 05:43:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'm a democrat because the GOP is in power.

That is the correct position.

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
May 15, 2005, 05:44:04 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'm a democrat because the GOP is in power.

That is the correct position.

Troof.  If the Dems ever get back in (which ain't gonna happen), I'm voting MRLP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#63
May 15, 2005, 09:45:40 PM
does America have a MRLP faction? and if not, shouldn't we start one?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#64
May 15, 2005, 09:52:35 PM
We should start factions of all sorts.  Becaus nothing is more fun then when factions argue.  Far left politics being the case in point.

agent compassion

#65
May 15, 2005, 10:46:47 PM
As far as I know, MRLP is a uniquely UK phenomenon. However, we could start any kind of party we wanted here, there are actually TONS of tiny parties out there but most of them are so small they don't get any play.

Anyway, yeah. We could have the MRLP here, I just don't know how we'd go about doing so.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Cain

#66
May 15, 2005, 10:48:55 PM
I should point out it is technically the OMRLP.  They are very offcial...accept no imiatations!

agent compassion

#67
May 15, 2005, 10:50:40 PM
Perhaps then we should strive for something with a more American flavor, so as not to step on their toes.

I think the 'Lying Fuckbag Party' would be a great name for it. Imagine seeing THAT on a ballot.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Ghost In The Machine

#68
May 16, 2005, 11:35:10 AM
Quote from: ScribeWe should start factions of all sorts.  Becaus nothing is more fun then when factions argue.  Far left politics being the case in point.

Far right, too.  Or haven't you been paying attention?

Bush just got his ass owned by congress on the SS issue...by his own people.

sakredchao

#69
May 29, 2005, 04:47:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?

did smelling him help you stop screaming?

but, as to your silly poll: do what thou wilt, rog..  haven't you been paying attention?
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
May 29, 2005, 06:48:05 AM
Quote from: sakredchao
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Do I have to take that kind of shit from a patchouli-stinking hippie?

did smelling him help you stop screaming?

but, as to your silly poll: do what thou wilt, rog..  haven't you been paying attention?

Uh, yeah.  I "wilt" to put a fucking survey up, and let other members decide.

Now, if you "wilt", kindly piss off, and stop trying to tell me what to think.

Asshole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

sakredchao

#71
May 29, 2005, 02:38:55 PM
just like a true american.

i never made the pretense of not being an asshole.

honestly, i feel let down.  i was expecting some sort of insult, or ...  i don't know.  but, maybe it was an off day for you.

don't get me wrong, roger, i like you.  i mean, you make me laugh.  i was just hoping that this morning i'd be laughing at myself, due to your cutting insight into my life or psyche, or lack thereof.

or, maybe i was playing the game i had (perhaps mistakenly) thought to be your favorite.

kim
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
May 29, 2005, 06:04:04 PM
Quote from: sakredchaojust like a true american.

i never made the pretense of not being an asshole.

honestly, i feel let down.  i was expecting some sort of insult, or ...  i don't know.  but, maybe it was an off day for you.

don't get me wrong, roger, i like you.  i mean, you make me laugh.  i was just hoping that this morning i'd be laughing at myself, due to your cutting insight into my life or psyche, or lack thereof.

or, maybe i was playing the game i had (perhaps mistakenly) thought to be your favorite.

kim

It didn't rate a creative insult.

TGRR,
Just doesn't allow people to tell him what to do, unless he WANTS to.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Guest

#73
May 31, 2005, 04:53:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerRoger, Circa 2003-2004:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5216


Roger, Circa 2004-2005:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5215

The poll above will not necessarily be the sole determining factor.  Persuasive arguments will be taken into consideration.  Bear in mind, however, that the Roger that wins is the Roger you are stuck with, from this point forward.

Choose now...the Roger that sank the Lexington, or the Roger that you have dealt with for the last year.

Before you vote, read the above two new essays, for they represent the choice you will make.  Roger the discordian, or Roger the Chaotic (notice the subtle difference).

This poll will run for 48 hours.
I would have voted in this poll, but you didn't say how my Roger would arrive once I chose which one I wanted.
I can't afford C.O.D. again. The last Roger I ordered cost a lot more in shipping than I had expected.
Boo!

Dress up a monkey in Armani, he may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin', you still got a chimp in a suit.

Buy him a castle, he'll still be an asshole, and nothing you do will change that-
He's still just a stinky little minkey in a dinky little suit and a cheap little hat!

The Good Reverend Roger

#74
May 31, 2005, 05:04:24 AM
Quote from: Guest
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerRoger, Circa 2003-2004:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5216


Roger, Circa 2004-2005:

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5215

The poll above will not necessarily be the sole determining factor.  Persuasive arguments will be taken into consideration.  Bear in mind, however, that the Roger that wins is the Roger you are stuck with, from this point forward.

Choose now...the Roger that sank the Lexington, or the Roger that you have dealt with for the last year.

Before you vote, read the above two new essays, for they represent the choice you will make.  Roger the discordian, or Roger the Chaotic (notice the subtle difference).

This poll will run for 48 hours.
I would have voted in this poll, but you didn't say how my Roger would arrive once I chose which one I wanted.
I can't afford C.O.D. again. The last Roger I ordered cost a lot more in shipping than I had expected.

You shouldn't have specified "next day air".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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