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The Pendulum of Discord

Started by Zurtok Khan, May 13, 2005, 07:19:25 AM

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Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: LMNOMine, dummy.

Link?

LMNO


Great Teacher Largo

Quote from: LMNOMan, do I hvae to do all the work?


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4020
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4180
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4298

Do you expect anything less?

You actually, now, have to violate the laws of Thermodynamics, and break even, and then some, and thus prove that you are the Lord Kelvin, the Second Wrangler who is the Senior Rangler, and that you love us and wish to conserve us from entropy with your non-entropic love rays.
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It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: LMNOMan, do I hvae to do all the work?


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4020
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4180
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4298

Yeah.

But I don't see how your zen-like approach to real issues implies that you should not like Zurtok.

LMNO

Quote from: ZurtokThe Trolls and the Pie and Cookie crowd aren't that far apart, in the end. So maybe, We've got the TPC group, and (my stomach turns to say this, but I find no other way to put it) the Real Discordians. Not that anyone is more real then anyone else, but there are some around here who don't threadjack, who are offended at the threadjacking of, intelligent threads. I'm talking about the people around here with...respect. There we go, the proper contradiction. Not real Discordians, none of us are real, it's the Respectful Discordians.

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: ZurtokThe Trolls and the Pie and Cookie crowd aren't that far apart, in the end. So maybe, We've got the TPC group, and (my stomach turns to say this, but I find no other way to put it) the Real Discordians. Not that anyone is more real then anyone else, but there are some around here who don't threadjack, who are offended at the threadjacking of, intelligent threads. I'm talking about the people around here with...respect. There we go, the proper contradiction. Not real Discordians, none of us are real, it's the Respectful Discordians.

Yeah, that kinda made me laugh, too.

Another "authority" on Discordianism.

East Coast Hustle

you guys are getting hung up on semantics when you should be able to realize what he's trying to say and that it's a very valid point.

8)
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Ghost In The Machine

Quote from: T'ai Kungyou guys are getting hung up on semantics when you should be able to realize what he's trying to say and that it's a very valid point.

8)

Um, I disagree.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: T'ai Kungyou guys are getting hung up on semantics when you should be able to realize what he's trying to say and that it's a very valid point.

8)

Can't trust anyone who declares who the REAL discordians are.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

I wasn't attempting to say that there are Real Discordians(TM), I was attempting to use a bit of sarcasm there, but I didn't take it quite far enough.

I'm glad I've found someone who hates me now.  It means I must be doing something right.

:twisted:
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Zurtok KhanI wasn't attempting to say that there are Real Discordians(TM), I was attempting to use a bit of sarcasm there, but I didn't take it quite far enough.

I'm glad I've found someone who hates me now.  It means I must be doing something right.

:twisted:

What am I?  Chopped liver?  I've hated you for YEARS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

Yes, but your hatred has not been good and pure, as the hatred that I deserve, and now feel eminating from my most Vile of Enemies, LMNO.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Zurtok KhanYes, but your hatred has not been good and pure, as the hatred that I deserve, and now feel eminating from my most Vile of Enemies, LMNO.

Dude, NOBODY hates like me.  

Didn't you get the memo?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok KhanYes, but your hatred has not been good and pure, as the hatred that I deserve, and now feel eminating from my most Vile of Enemies, LMNO.

Dude, NOBODY hates like me.  

Didn't you get the memo?

He's just saying that he doesn't trust and therefor cannot rely upon your hate when he needs it most.
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