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Goodbye, Pedro.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 19, 2005, 02:29:43 AM

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LMNO

#60
May 31, 2005, 07:29:07 PM
...For me it was the hope that:

1.  It would be over soon.
3.  My GF would enjoy the happy ending enough to give me a Happy Ending.

The Good Reverend Roger

#61
May 31, 2005, 07:35:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO...For me it was the hope that:

1.  It would be over soon.
3.  My GF would enjoy the happy ending enough to give me a Happy Ending.

1.  In the toilet bowl that is modern film, that movie looks like a floatie.

2.  Of course.  Chick flicks are the horny man's best weapon.  Besides Barry White.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#62
May 31, 2005, 07:46:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger2.  Of course.  Chick flicks are the horny man's best weapon.  Besides Barry White.


::high fives the Reverend::

Well, that and horror movies.  My GF and I watched the remake of Dawn of the Dead last night.


Should I be worried that zombie flicks turn my GF on?

[edit: that sounds more like a question for Bella]

gnimbley

#63
May 31, 2005, 10:04:40 PM
I read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.

That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
May 31, 2005, 11:33:11 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyI read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.

That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.

Sounds like a typical men's rag.  Sorry, Mister the Gnome...chick flicks make many women want romance.  Give them that, and you're set.

TGRR,
Is one romantic d00d.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Malaul

#65
June 01, 2005, 02:31:47 AM
Quote from: gnimbleyI read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.

That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.
Girlfriend eh?
hubba hubba
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#66
June 01, 2005, 02:59:46 AM
Quote from: gnimbleyI read somewhere that you shouldn't take your gf to "chick" flicks
because the romance is too over the top and you suffer in comparison
and it leads to less sex. The best films for sex are thrillers or horror
movies. Anything that gets the heart pumping.

That was probably in Men's Health, a subscription to which my friend
(the one who introduced me to my gf) gave me for Christmas. It's all
about tooling yourself up to get more sex. One way or another.

Actually I learned the same thing in Psych 101.  It has to do with the stress hormones that get released.  Fear and sex produce the same chemicals in the body.  It is the brain that decides what they mean.  

Not sure about chick flicks, they mostly make me wanna hurl :evil:   Or cry, which pisses me off, so more  :evil:

hooplala

#67
June 01, 2005, 02:50:55 PM
Jiminy Cricket!  I was wondering where he had gone . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
June 01, 2005, 06:26:18 PM
Quote from: Christ RawJiminy Cricket!  I was wondering where he had gone . . .

Well, now you know.  He never was right, in the head.

Good man in a tight corner, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#69
June 01, 2005, 06:37:49 PM
If what you're saying is true, there's a chance nothing will ever be tight on GitMo again...

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
June 01, 2005, 06:40:36 PM
Quote from: LMNOIf what you're saying is true, there's a chance nothing will ever be tight on GitMo again...

Oh, I don't think he has to worry about that aspect of jail.  Besides being a maniac, he has some friends, inside.

My main concern for him is that he doesn't know when to quit, when it comes to disrespecting authority.  THose corrections officers have NO sense of humor.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#71
June 01, 2005, 11:48:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNOIf what you're saying is true, there's a chance nothing will ever be tight on GitMo again...

Oh, I don't think he has to worry about that aspect of jail.  Besides being a maniac, he has some friends, inside.

My main concern for him is that he doesn't know when to quit, when it comes to disrespecting authority.  THose corrections officers have NO sense of humor.
Someone like that can end up spending the rest of their life in jail, as each petty offense tacks more time onto their sentence. :cry:

Johnny Anonymous FNORD

#72
June 06, 2005, 05:08:50 PM
You know...I was thinking about this post... (I wasn't thinking very hard)

It would've been funnier if, when Mr. Inbred Redneck asked Pedro if he was going to shit his pants... Pedro actually shit his pants, reached into his pants, and slapped Mr. Inbred Redneck with said shit.

I didn't know Pedro and I haven't read any of his posts but I think he would agree.

Plus I think shit-slapping carries a lighter sentence than de-earring someone.

hooplala

#73
June 06, 2005, 06:03:31 PM
Yeah, but it's pretty easy to get stabbed in the gut or punched in the face while smearing shit on someone . . . sort of leaves you open for all sorts of nastiness.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#74
June 06, 2005, 08:33:31 PM
Quote from: Christ RawYeah, but it's pretty easy to get stabbed in the gut or punched in the face while smearing shit on someone . . . sort of leaves you open for all sorts of nastiness.

Also, Pedro is kinda hardwired.  Push button A, get result B.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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