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« on: May 28, 2005, 10:00:28 pm »
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   I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with the Goddess. And I looked back and saw footprints in the sand.

    But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those were my times of greatest trouble.

    So I asked the Goddess, "Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?"

    She replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot." And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question.
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2005, 10:10:58 pm »
Not to steal your thunder, but this is what I thought you had posted :wink:
Plus I think someone else might have already posted it around here.  

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Butt Prints in the Sand

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One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of the Goddess they were,
But mine were not along the shore.

But then some stranger prints appeared,
and I asked Her, "What have we here?
These prints are large and round and neat,
But much too big to be from feet."

"My child," She said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."

"You would not learn, you would not grow,
The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt.

"Because in life, there comes a time
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2005, 10:17:14 pm »
Butt Prints of another sort :twisted:

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

I'm in the wrong business.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2005, 10:37:28 pm »
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Butt Prints of another sort :twisted:

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

I'm in the wrong business.

I don't think I could stand to look at Mr Hairy Ass...wait, $125 an ass? :shock:

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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2005, 10:37:45 pm »
ohhhhhhhhhhh my lord
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2005, 10:41:52 pm »
See? We're all in the wrong business. :wink:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2005, 10:57:48 pm »
If I wanted to look at some ones ass for money, Id a proctologist!!
Coito ergo sum
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2005, 08:59:45 am »
Ohh my fucking goddess with a goat...ohh my....
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