I R a fAk3 Discordian!

[Bella]

It just needs discipline.

Zorga says, "Yes it does!" And as soon as she finds her whip - it's in trouble.
She is very tired of this shit already. She's mad.
It took her an hour and a half just to get her body cleaned and dressed this morning.
And this doesn't count makeup and hair.

You should hear her ranting on and on about how pissed she is over being injured.

[gnimbley]

May Zorga's time in pain be short
May Zorga's time in life be long

[Zurtok Khan]

Tell Zorga this is Eris's way of torturing her, because Eris was feeling bitchy.  Eris is over her PMS (or was it menopause this time?) for now, and expresses deep sympathy.

The eternal army of the Internation Institute of Asshats wishes to do anything it can to help Zorga.

[Bella]

Zorga says thank you. And you may all make fun of her now. She was reduced to driving one of those little morotorized granny carts at the grocery store today. Not-Bob's mother made her get in it. And Zorga says that she only ran over three customers and one employee who was stocking the shelves with toilet paper, and she only knocked over two stacks of canned items. She's very proud of her driving.  

[Bob the Mediocre]

Zorga says thank you. And you may all make fun of her now. She was reduced to driving one of those little morotorized granny carts at the grocery store today. Not-Bob's mother made her get in it. And Zorga says that she only ran over three customers and one employee who was stocking the shelves with toilet paper, and she only knocked over two stacks of canned items. She's very proud of her driving.  

:points and laughs at Zorga:

hmm, not sure how well I'd drive on one of those... ah well, I can laugh anyway

[Wishfarple]

As long as Zorga is not 400 lbs and surly, she's still a step ahead of those who usually drive those carts at the grocery store.

[Bella]

As long as Zorga is not 400 lbs and surly, she's still a step ahead of those who usually drive those carts at the grocery store.

Nope, she's tall, thin, with long blonde hair - always friendly and outgoing.
And she looks like this when her hair is pulled back:

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

As long as Zorga is not 400 lbs and surly, she's still a step ahead of those who usually drive those carts at the grocery store.

Nope, she's tall, thin, with long blonde hair - always friendly and outgoing.
And she looks like this when her hair is pulled back:

Wow, that looks a lot different from her avatar.   I am glad she has found her sense of humor, that is a sure sign that she is on the road to recovery .  Those people probably needed to be run over by a willowy blonde anyway

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

i doubt u guys ever saw it but in the uk there was a irn bru advert involving a granny and her motorised scooter.

basically the granny did a ram raid on a store in her scooter, stealng lots of irn bru and was generally amusing. maybe you friend zorgo would also find this amusing in her current state

[Bella]

i doubt u guys ever saw it but in the uk there was a irn bru advert involving a granny and her motorised scooter.

basically the granny did a ram raid on a store in her scooter, stealng lots of irn bru and was generally amusing. maybe you friend zorgo would also find this amusing in her current state

Nope, I've never seen that ad, but it sounds great. I'm gonna tell Zorga about the next time we talk on the phone.

ps: Zorga's my friend, but she's also my little sister.

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

if syn or scribe were around they might be able ot describe it in more detail.lol

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

They have quite a cool ad campaign over here.

Can't find a link to the granny one, but try these:


One of the most complained about ads in the 1990's.





http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3110801.stm

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

personally i cannot stand the shit, but syntapax being located in scotland probably drinks the stuff by the gallon. its like the scottish national drink

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I like Irn Bru, but haven't actually had any in years, it's full of caffeine.

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

euhg, i just plain dont like it. its horrid stuff. and smells like bleach