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Started by Great Teacher Largo, June 12, 2005, 06:22:57 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#30
June 14, 2005, 05:13:07 AM
Heh.

The thing about the heat is when I roller blade I don't have to worry about collisions because I am so wet with sweat and humidity that I slide off any surface.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#31
June 14, 2005, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: MalaulI hadda swim to my car today

hateeeeeeeeeeeee the heat

wet cat = unhappy cat

http://www.volantec.biz/personal/images/madCat.jpg

[completely offensive, tasteless, crude, and otherwise inappropriate joke]


This is the only time you will ever hear Malaul complain about a wet pussy.


[/completely offensive, tasteless, crude, and otherwise inappropriate joke]

East Coast Hustle

#32
June 14, 2005, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes in its Pants Todaydo you think I'm new?

cucumber juice = poop in teh pants

Who said anything about the juice? Allow me to clarify. You grate the cucumber, then squeeze out the juice so you just have the shreddy bits, THOSE go in the drink.

Anyway, do you think I'd give you a recipe that would make you shit yourself? Do you really think I'm that mean?

And if you do, should I be insulted or flattered?

8)

1. thanks for clarifying...cuz it sounds like good stuff as long as I don't shit myself

2. I wouldn't put it past you.

3. I'd be flattered if I were you.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#33
June 14, 2005, 05:24:12 PM
8)

The thing about the cucumber is it seems to be like the pomegranate, in that if you eat just one part of it, evil things happen to your insides, but if you eat the other part, it's ok. That said, I've been drinking that recipe for ages and so has pretty much everybody with Iranian DNA, and I've yet to hear of a diarrhea epidemic associated with it, so you'll be all right(even if you don't have Iranian DNA.) :)

Pomegranate juice without the seeds = constipat0red
Pomegranate seeds* without the juice = poop in the pants
Pomegrante seeds AND juice = perfectly safe

Cucumber juice without the pulp = poop in the pants
Cucumber juice with the pulp = perfectly safe
Cucumber pulp without the juice = perfectly safe




*this does not mean it's good for jaking, though, as the seeds are bitter, white and very tough to chew.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
December 14, 2009, 05:50:50 PM
Bump, for the "good old days".   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#35
December 14, 2009, 06:38:17 PM
A combination of :crankey: for the OP, and then  :lulz: for the threadjack about the weather.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#36
December 14, 2009, 11:04:55 PM
That wasn't even worth the  :crankey:
Maybe a 
:spag2:
or a
:fursecution:
?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Dimocritus

#37
December 15, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
The weather here is being really finicky, even when compared to the regular Rhode Island standards. I mean, what's the point of snow when it's only gonna melt as soon as it hits the ground? To make slush, and then black ice as soon as the sun sets, that's what. On a small side note, I'm just about to get my license back. Just in time for the crappy weather, to boot! Any body know of a place looking to hire a driver of any sort?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Sister Fracture

#38
February 09, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
 :lulz: bump
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

hooplala

#39
February 09, 2011, 02:54:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 14, 2005, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: MalaulI hadda swim to my car today

hateeeeeeeeeeeee the heat

wet cat = unhappy cat

http://www.volantec.biz/personal/images/madCat.jpg

[completely offensive, tasteless, crude, and otherwise inappropriate joke]


This is the only time you will ever hear Malaul complain about a wet pussy.


[/completely offensive, tasteless, crude, and otherwise inappropriate joke]

Isn't it cute how LMNO used to apologize for his sick sick tendencies? 
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Sister Fracture

#40
February 09, 2011, 02:54:29 PM
 :lulz: yes.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

LMNO

#41
February 09, 2011, 02:57:04 PM
Ah, to be young and innocent once again...

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
February 09, 2011, 03:10:14 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo on June 12, 2005, 06:22:57 AM
Discordianism is the Saccharin coating on the posioned pill of the truth.

Actually, "Bob" sells you the pill, after Discordians have sandpapered off the saccharin coating.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#43
February 09, 2011, 03:27:29 PM
Okay I'm confused. Teh OP goes on forever, right? But somehow there's more of this thread. WTF?  :x

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East Coast Hustle

#44
February 10, 2011, 12:54:17 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on June 14, 2005, 12:11:47 AM
yes, my life revolves around money and casual sex. I'm OK with that for now.



8)

5 and a half years later this is still true, and I think that's awesome.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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