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the very philosophical discussion between two popes

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, June 16, 2005, 05:09:35 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

June 16, 2005, 05:09:35 AM
Very important thoughts between two Great and Holy Popes:

Garbery Warbery, the Naked Lotion of DOOM, Incarnate Noodle of Ramen Bowl XIII, KSC
AND
Damnit Sites! High Priest of Dagger Penguins, KSC

as recorded by the holy scribe Eh Aye Em

hereby refered to as Noodle and Sites

Noodle: siteees
Sites: garbeeeer
Noodle: what is up now
Sites: oh man, garber, the ground is up now
Sites: and the sky is down
Noodle: holy chao!
Sites: yeah!!
Noodle: how did this happen sites?
Sites: well.
Sites: there was this little, green man.
Sites: and he decided that the world was boring.
Sites: so he made it interesting by planting bright red bean plants.
Noodle: are they edible???
Sites: yeah!
Sites: and the bean plants grew and grew.
Sites: the green man ate the beans!
Sites: and this is how the sky went down and the ground went up!
Sites: do you understand?
Noodle: yes like a bowl of chili!
Sites: yeah exaxtly!
Sites: except without the tomatoes
Noodle: nono never those
Noodle: chicken chili tho. it is better
Sites: YEAH!  chicken chili.  without tomatoes and with lots of red beans.
SoccerQueen2608: this is what the earth is now.
Noodle: and purple green beans, right sites? >=)
Sites: yeah!!
Noodle: hehehe
Sites: but those can only be the ones for the people who think that chicken chili is made of goats
Noodle: or chinchillas
Sites: OH NO NOT THEM
Sites: they are too furry for their own good
Noodle: and shiney
Sites: they shine?
Sites: they have sand
Noodle: they have shiney fur
Noodle: and they look cute
Noodle: until you get close
Noodle: THEN THEY CHEW YOUR EYES OUT
Sites: 0_0
Sites: OH MAN THAT'S WORSE THAN HAMSTERS
Noodle: WAY WORSE
Sites: they only bite your nose
Sites: GARBER, WE HAVE TO GO FEED THE CHINCHILLAS BEANS
Noodle: PURPLE GREEN BEANS
Noodle: THEN THEY WILL CATCH ON FIRE
Sites: OH YAY
Sites: and explode?!
Sites: if they dont do that, we must feed them different beans
Noodle: ummm.....pink beans?
Noodle: then they will turn gay and not be able to reproduce
Sites: oooooh, that is a good plan
Noodle: we are devious
Sites: yeah, man... the most devious of all...
Sites: WE know how to knock out the whole chinchilla race...
Noodle: AND THEIR PET POODLES TOO!
Sites: OH NO GARBER I FORGOT ABOUT THEM!
Noodle: ITS OK
Noodle: they are emo poodles and will sit and cry in the dark with out their chinchilla masters
Sites: YEESSS.
Sites: then we can throw guitars at them, and makes the write silly, depressed music?
Noodle: YES
Noodle: until they are killed by heavey metal bands
Sites: ahh, true, true.
Sites: then we will have a chichilla, poodle, and boredless world that is upside down and has happy music.
Sites: and the world can live in chaos.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1
June 16, 2005, 05:24:02 AM
Thanks, I needed that, I think :?

Horab Fibslager

#2
June 16, 2005, 05:42:55 AM
the most highly sophisted advance in water bed technology since gamora!
Hell is other people.

Bob the Mediocre

#3
June 16, 2005, 05:52:29 AM
poodles are emo. their lives are hell. trust me on this.

and now I must remember to cook chili soonly
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

East Coast Hustle

#4
June 16, 2005, 02:06:31 PM
METAL!!!!!!!!!!

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#5
June 16, 2005, 04:54:58 PM
QuoteNoodle: they are emo poodles and will sit and cry in the dark with out their chinchilla masters

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 16, 2005, 06:15:41 PM
I thought rants were boring.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#7
June 16, 2005, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.

Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 16, 2005, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.

Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?

Who, me?  Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#9
June 16, 2005, 06:44:12 PM
Don't try changing the subject, Citizen.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#10
June 16, 2005, 08:00:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.

Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?

Who, me?  Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.

i did? heehee. i say every thing is boring at some point
this isnt a rant anyways......its a ...uh....pant...no....plant...yes a plant >_>

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#11
June 16, 2005, 09:45:59 PM
a fern?  :D  i like ferns. yis ferns are tasty and look cool

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#12
June 16, 2005, 10:05:05 PM
FERNS ARE EVIL :shock:  with their little spores and stupid life cycle i had to learn ...grrrrrr

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#13
June 16, 2005, 10:15:26 PM
but they look so cool. and they the coniferous kind, meaning these sons of a bitches are tough, they do go and die in the winter like all those other flowers

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
June 16, 2005, 11:46:37 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.

Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?

Who, me?  Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.

i did? heehee. i say every thing is boring at some point
this isnt a rant anyways......its a ...uh....pant...no....plant...yes a plant >_>

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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