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the very philosophical discussion between two popes

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, June 16, 2005, 05:09:35 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: mian tiao noodle
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI thought rants were boring.

Why do you hate ineffectual intellectualism?

Who, me?  Noodle was the one who said rants were boring.

i did? heehee. i say every thing is boring at some point
this isnt a rant anyways......its a ...uh....pant...no....plant...yes a plant >_>


ooooh roger is talented

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

More evil Plans:

Sites: i think we are THE coolest people ever.
Noodle: OF COURSE WE ARE
Sites: YEAH MAN.  can't be DENIED.  by ANYONE.
Noodle: nOO wya
Sites: soooo now... do we rule the world AND prostitute garden?
Noodle: yes sites
Noodle: now we shall plan our hostile takeover of the porn industry
Sites: okay.
Sites: so there is the porn industry... and there is US.
Sites: now what do we do?
Noodle: OK
Noodle: HERE IS THE PLAN
Noodle: WE WILL eat a bowl of CEREAL
Sites: with STRAWBERRIES?  or without?
Noodle: WITH OUT
Noodle: but with LOTS OF SUGAR
Sites: OH YEAH WE NEED THAT.
Noodle: and then WE WILL MARCH TO THE PORN CAPITAL
Noodle: AND THROW OUR SPOONS AT THEM
Sites: (that we grew in prostitute garden)
Sites: AND THE PANTALOONS, garber!
Sites: don't forget about them!
Noodle: (of course)
Noodle: WE WILL PUT THE PANTALOONS OVER THEIR HEADS
Noodle: and then GIVE THEM TURKEY SANDWICHES!!!!
Sites: MUAHAHAHA.
Sites: and then they will SHRIVEL.  and DIE.
Sites: and send us free porn!
Sites: then will we win?
Noodle: NO SITES
Sites: *GASP*
Noodle: THEN WE SELL THE PORN TO DIRTY OLD MEN AT INFLATED PRICES
Sites: MUAHAHAHAHA.
Sites: BUT WHAT IF THEY POP AND DEFLATE?!
Sites: THEN WHAT WILL US AND THE PORN DO??
Noodle: GO DANCING AT A DISCO CLUB!!!!

LMNO

Quote from: mian tiao noodleNoodle: THEN WE SELL THE PORN TO DIRTY OLD MEN AT INFLATED PRICES



Sadly, this is the current business model already...