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Started by Zorga, Oracle of Rum, July 10, 2005, 04:23:34 AM

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Zorga, Oracle of Rum

July 10, 2005, 04:23:34 AM
First Zorga finds there are no romance novels recommended in the library.
Now I cannot seem to find love poems. What is going on here?

No. Zorga does notmean porn - she means romance.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
July 10, 2005, 04:30:07 AM
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumFirst Zorga finds there are no romance novels recommended in the library.
Now I cannot seem to find love poems. What is going on here?

No. Zorga does notmean porn - she means romance.

Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?

TGRR,
Thinks that the Marquis De Sade was one smooth operator.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#2
July 10, 2005, 04:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?
No. Zorga is not kind.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
July 10, 2005, 04:40:09 AM
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of Rum
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Would you be kind enough to explain the difference?
No. Zorga is not kind.

Then I'll be forced to guess.

TGRR,
Aims to please.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iron Sulfide

#4
July 10, 2005, 05:20:53 AM
why do you want love poems?
Ya' stupid Yank.

Bella

#5
July 10, 2005, 05:35:19 AM
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjawhy do you want love poems?
She must be drunk if she's asking for love poems.  :wink:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#6
July 10, 2005, 05:38:25 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjawhy do you want love poems?
She must be drunk if she's asking for love poems.  :wink:
She also mentioned not-Bob was out of town, I think, because she was eating the whole cheescake, right?

Iron Sulfide

#7
July 10, 2005, 05:49:07 AM
i don't know if you'd consider this a love poem, but it's something rather emo i did a while ago:
(i'll even make the acrostic easier to read for ya)

Experiment in Humility and Acrostic

In Doing Less I Keep Eternity
Then Out Step All Your Imagination
Live On, Verily, Excelsiae
Yearn Onward, Undaunted

Before Unwanted Tension Insues
Heat Inert Desires
Enthusiasm Begets Energetic Tendencies
What Erodes Every Notion
That Heaven Exists Somewhere Else?
Like I Never Ever Saw...

And Say You May Believe
Obsessive Love, Overbearing Friendship
Deserve Every Virtue Of The Inevitable
Or Not
Or Believe Somehow
Every Single Silly Innuendo
Or Not
Maybe A Dead End
Means Everyone's Lacking In Effort

Indirect
Direct
Or Not
Tempt, Dear Excelsiae
Sever Every Root, Verily, Excelsiae
Take Over
Live On, Verily, Excelsiae
Yearn Onward, Undaunted

Beauty Understates The Impression
C'est Amour
Near Nothing Overtones Tequila Shots
Perhaps Even A King Thinks His Anachronous Traditions
Lack In Effort

Take His Alms, They Instigate Dementia
Of Noxious Types
Live On, Verily, Excelsiae
Yearn Onward, Undaunted

SomeOne Invisioned
My Imprisonment
So Do It Respectfully
Everyone Can Talk
You Own Unwavering Rights
Even Your Eyes Sing

[that took a really long time to embolden those letters and JUST those letters, so i hope you like it]
Ya' stupid Yank.

Bella

#8
July 10, 2005, 09:14:13 AM
Well, I like it and I bet my sister will, too.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Horab Fibslager

#9
July 10, 2005, 10:08:06 AM
coudl be considered a love poem. definitely had that in midn to a certain extent(alogn with a great many other stuff) when i wrote it.

Quote from: infinity unfolding
By Horab - (e-published at jasidog.com)Wednesday September 17, 2003

Like infinity unfolding
The spaces between open up
The sky's maw grins wide
And the heavens spill themselves
Upon the manifestation of my mind

I open my eyes as i fall awake
A normal oddity, a common rarity
No longer do i drown in the sunshine of your Smile

Cast adrift upon the endless tides of a forever Ocean
I land upon Your beautiful shores
Shipwrecked forevermore
Isolated within the island of your
Love

I will ask for much
But never for more

this is one of the few poems i put alot of work into it. i've got bits an peices and versions of it on about 2 or 5 different  ciggarette pack sleaves. this as reposted here, is the final version(corrected a few spelling errors from the posting i sent in to poor ol angus)
Hell is other people.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#10
July 10, 2005, 07:50:41 PM
Zorga is happy now. Thank you both for sharing your love poems with Zorga.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

East Coast Hustle

#11
July 10, 2005, 07:58:48 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cleaned out all of our accounts and ran off to Costa Rica with the babysitter

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#12
July 10, 2005, 07:59:38 PM
Bob? Is that you, Bob?

Zorga knew she'd run you to ground one of these days, you bastard.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Iron Sulfide

#13
July 10, 2005, 10:53:59 PM
Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumZorga is happy now. Thank you both for sharing your love poems with Zorga.

much obliged. it makes me feel less cheap to put my more emo moments to use/
Ya' stupid Yank.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#14
July 11, 2005, 03:43:27 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayRoses are red
Violets are blue
I cleaned out all of our accounts and ran off to Costa Rica with the babysitter

8)

That was a masterful work of art!
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