Where are the love poems?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cleaned out all of our accounts and ran off to Costa Rica with the babysitter

[East Coast Hustle]

[Cap'n Fnord]

Roses are red;
and ripe for plucking.
You're sixteen;
and ready for highschool.



also





Love is a pain in the butt

I know she loves me
We go out for Tex-mex
and a day later
we have rough anal sex

[DJRubberducky]

It is a simple task to sail the seas
When waves are gentle and the sky is clear.
When ocean winds are but a murmur'd breeze,
A child of six can take the helm and steer.
Love, too, is like a fleet of sailing ships;
The journey's pleasant when the heart's serene.
When naught but kisses come forth from the lips,
Masters of love are made of suitors green.
But when black sorrow overcasts the sky
And waves of anger on the foredeck crash,
The amateur will swiftly say goodbye,
While lovers true will tack through till they pass.
So thank you, master sailor, for your skill
When my heart seems to bend to Neptune's will.

Fucked up, huh?  Discordian can't write free verse for shit...gotta be a sonnet, or the occasional villanelle.

[gnimbley]

I like it. Did you write it? Very nice.

[Bella]

I like it, too.

[DJRubberducky]

I like it. Did you write it? Very nice.

Aww, shucks.  Yeah, I wrote that one for the guy who's now my husband.

I have been a lot of things in my life, but emotionally even-keeled is not one of them.  Fortunately he kinda sorta likes that about me - it turns me into a challenge for him.

"So take me as I am / This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man..."