What's In A Name?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Sadly, it really isn't.

[LMNO]

Hey there, new guy! 

[Raz Tech]

Hey there, new guy!

Hello hello friend

[Pæs]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

It's the norm for regulars.  We have an alarming rate of new people who can't keep a thought together for one sentence.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.

Now you know.

[Junkenstein]

Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.

[minuspace]

Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.

I was actually going to greet you in kind, with a thoughtful response to one of your posts, then it just seemed easier to do it this way.  Hello there!  We like you, and that is all kinds of positively surprising.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.

Now you know.

I shoulda done this YEARS ago.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like this new person.

Read some of the threads in which we are terrible to new people and you will quickly understand the tropes we furiously pounce on. This is the best advice a new person can have.

Even if you don't read these and accidentally start a conversation about the intersection between free will, Roger's mindlazors and marijuana legalisation, we're pretty forgiving if you de-escalate from screeching well.

Now that I've framed your welcome in terms of 'how not to get shouted at' and made us sound terrible... HI!

It turns out that I am Nigel, so I am SO NOT RESPONSIBLE for mind-lazor shenanigans.

Yeah, discovering that I'm a mid-40's Tuscon resident has really shifted my perspective.

PROTIP:  Your back hair can be used to store tools and various impliments of mayhem.

Duly noted! Problem being, whenever I go outside without a shirt on people keep yelling "Sasquatch!" and trying to photograph me.

And when I go outside without a shirt on, 40 year old virgins (regardless of their actual age) find reasons to brush up against me.  So I kill them.

Now you know.

I shoulda done this YEARS ago.