What's In A Name?

[Raz Tech]

Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.

I was actually going to greet you in kind, with a thoughtful response to one of your posts, then it just seemed easier to do it this way.  Hello there!  We like you, and that is all kinds of positively surprising.

Well shit, it seems I set the bar too high.  A man much wiser than I always told me to live life in accordance with the golden mean;  "Do good enough that you aren't harassed for doing poorly, but don't do so good that everyone always expects that from you."

Guess I need to work on that.

Well anyway, hello Lucifer and Junkenstein

[Junkenstein]

Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.

[Raz Tech]

Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.

Umm... okay... let's see here.  Sh-shut up, h-h-honkey.

AlsO LooOK hOw i RAndomLY cApiTalIze PARts of WORds Nor WilL I UsE ProPEr gRammar In FaCt CuZ I ArE A ReaLLY DisCOrdiAN AnD YoU Kant GEt oN My LevEL.

Fuck typing like that is painful.

[LMNO]

Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.

Umm... okay... let's see here.  Sh-shut up, h-h-honkey.

AlsO LooOK hOw i RAndomLY cApiTalIze PARts of WORds Nor WilL I UsE ProPEr gRammar In FaCt CuZ I ArE A ReaLLY DisCOrdiAN AnD YoU Kant GEt oN My LevEL.

Fuck typing like that is painful.

You pass.

Welcome.  Mind the Gap.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!

[Junkenstein]

Yeah, you've kind of fucked yourself a little there.

If you want to throw out some appalling racist shit or something just to take the pressure off, now would be the time to do so.

Please be advised, this is a test and your response will be monitored and filed accordingly.

Umm... okay... let's see here.  Sh-shut up, h-h-honkey.

AlsO LooOK hOw i RAndomLY cApiTalIze PARts of WORds Nor WilL I UsE ProPEr gRammar In FaCt CuZ I ArE A ReaLLY DisCOrdiAN AnD YoU Kant GEt oN My LevEL.

Fuck typing like that is painful.

You pass.

Welcome.  Mind the Gap.

Exam results filed with appropriate authorities, you should get your official documentation in 6-8 working weeks.

[minuspace]

Pleased to meet you.

I do what I can.  I'm guessing that that's not the norm?

Add me to the welcome wagon. You've set a high standard for yourself. Keep that up, it's quite refreshing.

I was actually going to greet you in kind, with a thoughtful response to one of your posts, then it just seemed easier to do it this way.  Hello there!  We like you, and that is all kinds of positively surprising.

Well shit, it seems I set the bar too high.  A man much wiser than I always told me to live life in accordance with the golden mean;  "Do good enough that you aren't harassed for doing poorly, but don't do so good that everyone always expects that from you."

Guess I need to work on that.

Well anyway, hello Lucifer and Junkenstein

Gosh darn I say you really needn't trouble yourself so.  If at all, any trepidation you feel should be directed at just how low we go sometimes to get things done round these parts.  Only pathological slackers could pretend to take issue with that.  What I expect from you is to far exceed my expectations.

[Raz Tech]

I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!

I assure you I'm not.  And after searching to figure out who DK is, I'm pretty sure that I would be offended by that comment if I was a more easily offendable person.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Was that a threat? I'm pretty sure it was, and was it mired in cartesian dualityism? You know what I'm talking about. Go on - admit it 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!

I assure you I'm not.  And after searching to figure out who DK is, I'm pretty sure that I would be offended by that comment if I was a more easily offendable person.

Now I like you even more.

[Raz Tech]

Was that a threat? I'm pretty sure it was, and was it mired in cartesian dualityism? You know what I'm talking about. Go on - admit it 

Cartesian duality is either an over-simplification or an over-complication.  I go back and forth on my thoughts about it a lot.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Knock yourself out, mate. This is the kind of entertainment we're treated/subjected to on a regular basis.

[whenhellfreezes]

I'd just like to go on records and call this Raz fucker out on being a troll. If it turns out I'm right, I'll look wicked smart and y'all will revere my near-supernatural powers of perception. If I'm wrong, what the fuck, it's just P3nT talking shit as usual, right?

Fuck you, Raz, you're just DK proxying an alt!

Are the sock puppets really worth it? Hypothetically speaking of course.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't hate Raz as much as many other people.  I have a feeling he'll work out fine.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, Raz...Nigel is not a good person.  She is in fact a very bad person.  She has ulterior motives for being nice to you, which will somehow lead to HER having YOUR skin.  If you're LUCKY, she'll make a dress out of you and dance all night long.

Otherwise, it's bagpipes.  And a spooran.  Ew.