Rant 91

[Bella]

You need to go to hell for that heresy. ALL > FISHIES!!!!!

There. Fixed that for you.  

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

NOOOEEESSSS!!! LLLLIEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Defend? What the hell, dude? Most of us were just watching the insults fly.

Friends are occasionally obliged to inform one when one is being an allegedly non-existent mammalian orifice, you know? Part of the territory. Did you think we were gonna go "Yeah! Go! Keep on being an asshole dude! Rah rah rah!"

And you can do the high-handed shtick as well as Hugh, you know it, and I've been on the receiving end of your ego trips more than once so.... Phhttttt.

Stupid fight. Blame the heat, blame the stars, whatever, but I hope it's over now, that's all I can say.

[agent compassion]

Um that was me, I got logged out

[gnimbley]

...except peperoni, anchovy and black olive...

Noooooo.........dead fishies do NOT belong on pizza.

Fixed that for ya, hon.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

You can claim all that moralistic and logical sounding fallcious nonsense, but it still doesn't change a thing.

HMM...SO YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULD IGNORE THE LOGIC OF WHAT I'M SAYING?

ISN'T THAT TANTAMOUNT TO ADMITTING THAT I'M RIGHT?

Shit. You really need to go see a cognitive therapist about that text-reading disability. You seem unable to understand basic syntax and semantics. There is an area in the brain they can stimulate with electro-shock that outta fix that problem, Mr. Flouncy.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.

THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.

Heh. Silly Ballerina, Discordianism is about standing up for yourself. "Mob mentality" indeed. People only say things like "mob mentality" when people disagree with them or are silent. Stop using such snarl words, you cognitively challenged Flouncy Wouncy.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE I'M GOING TO BE A RAGING ASSHOLE TO HUGH FOREVER AND EVER 'TIL DEATH DO US PART, SO HELP ME JEEBUS,

Bitch, please. I bet it takes you a lot of effort to just even say stuff like that. Silly boy. Look at you. Making a spectacle. High-handed Discordianism, indeed. You can't even be original, can you? You read our old Jihad posts against Tao Jones, didn't you?

Heh. You prolly are Tao Jones.

[Bella]

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.

THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.

I know how you feel. My own silence has been for personal reasons and has nothing to do with mob mentality. It stems from having read something two people I considered to be my friends said about me. I'm sure you understand why I haven't offered moral support sooner.  

But since we're on this subject, I'm willing to verify that you're telling the truth about your pm's being read. Someone has indeed been reading your pm's and I was, in fact, the subject of one of them. This pm was passed on to me, so I know it's the truth. Is that helpful and supportive enough?

[East Coast Hustle]

um, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm glad I'm not a liar. did I still hack the board?

[Bella]

I'm not talking about hacking the board. I'm talking about pm's.

[gnimbley]

um, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm glad I'm not a liar. did I still hack the board?

Aren't you the one with the big meat cleaver? I would think that that
constitutes eviden...

Turd. Put that meat cleaver down. Turd.

Turd!

::runs away::

[East Coast Hustle]

GNOME PIZZA!!!!!!!

wait....nah, no Gnome pizza.

you were smart to bribe me pre-emptively with all those books.

[gnimbley]

Yes, I am rather smart. In fact, I am smarter than...

::swipe::

EEKK!

::runs away from FuckAss::

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!