Rant 91

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

As to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged.

are these the same hackers that you accused me of fabricating?

just wondering.

No. I only accused you of fabricating your own problem with the hackers. You know, like lying and saying that someone was getting into your pm account and reading your messages. ANd then then time when some of your posts disappeared, yet the culprit's IP matched yours.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Dear Hugh,

Welcome back to the Rant buisness, the new Ranter's Union for Tequila will have to charge you 15 bottles of Good Tequila for your Ranting without a license.  We will be happy to collect your payment at the Open Bar.  Please also bring with you no less then 2 bottles of excellant Tequila in order to pay your Union dues for this next year.

Thank you
-The Ranter's Union for Tequila

P.S. Stop writting things about me, I KNOW I over reacted about that emo thing.

Heh. You can bite me while I spit and cuss on you.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Some of you went away with the Discordian Jihad idea even though you didn't get the joke.
Some of you decided it was much more fun to become a little shit that spits and cusses whenever someone does something you don't like.
Some of you sat on forums and posted fluff and then bitched and moaned whenever others did likewise.
Some of you attacked and drove away those with things to contribute. Some of you did absolutely nothing because you were maybe a little wise to the game.
Some of you simply complained that certain segments of humor directed at you were too vicious.
Some of you formed alternate accounts to troll and poke at others and then bitched when the same thing was done right back at you.
Some of you despise and hate Our Lady (in which case, you know that you can go to the Christian hell).
Some of you rightly laughed at all of the fuss.
Hell, some of you even doubt the existence of Bob, even as you can smell the burning pipe tobacco.
(Did I leave anyone out? I would hate to leave anybody in the horrible position of not being labeled or categorized, knowing full well how some of you hate to live without such things.)

Also, stop picking your nose in public. It's disgusting. Use a fucking tissue for bobsake.

<end transmission>

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July 8th, 2005

I think you left me out, but I do laugh a lot.  

That's OK, I like being outside the box.  

I always use a tissue, I promise

[East Coast Hustle]

As to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged.

are these the same hackers that you accused me of fabricating?

just wondering.

No. I only accused you of fabricating your own problem with the hackers. You know, like lying and saying that someone was getting into your pm account and reading your messages. ANd then then time when some of your posts disappeared, yet the culprit's IP matched yours.

1. why would I lie about that? It would mean I was giving away my own secrets for no good reason.

2. You're a fucking tard, aren't you? you never logged my IP addy as one of the hackers' or you'd have had my balls long before now. this leaves a few possibilities:

a) you never even logged the IP addy of the hacker(s). this makes alot of sense since we've never heard anything about it since then.

b) you forgot I am on dial-up and since I probably posted with 2 or 3 different IPs that evening, you assumed that one of them must have been one of the hackers, and then when you traced it back you decided I was the culprit. good detective work, Sgt. Friday.

c) this one makes the most sense to me: YOU deleted my posts, leaving my IP as the only one to post on my account that night since there would be no record of the deletions coming from my account if the deletions were done by a Mod who was familiar with how phpBB functions. This would not only piss me off (your primary goal, since it's clear you don't like me one bit), but give you an opportunity to make me look like the bad guy (bonus!) Wouldn't surprise me at all if you were the one who read my PMs, but I don't know enough about that to offer anything more than conjecture.

so now it's time for you to put up or shut up. where are the IPs of the hackers? what has been done about this? I assume that phpBB has a log that records things such as deletions made by moderators...let's see it. Cuz right now, I think you're a weasely fuck who's using his mod powers to advance a personal vendetta against me. Prove me wrong.

[fluffy]

don't you just love conspiracy theories?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

don't you just love conspiracy theories?

Honestly?  I really, really do, hehehe

[Donkeyotay]

This is all a big jake for the sake of entertainment I thinks

[slothrop23]

i'm entertained. they left us on a cliffhanger too.

[gnimbley]

I can hardly wait for the next installment. Will Turd and Roger get
married? Or will evil Hugh's plot to tear them apart succeed. Tune in
tomorrow for another episode of As the Turd Turns.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I can hardly wait for the next installment. Will Turd and Roger get
married? Or will evil Hugh's plot to tear them apart succeed. Tune in
tomorrow for another episode of As the Turd Turns.

Roger?

Roger can be bought off with the appropriate amount of alcohol and baptist slaves.

Turd was just mad cause I figured him out. He wants me to deliver to him evidence? Now why would I do such a thing when none of you all needn't have heard any of this in the first place. He knows that the IPs linking him to his misdeeds are known to the those of us that need to know.

[slothrop23]

rock on dude!

[agent compassion]

Shouldn't that be As The World Turds?

AC,
Not taking sides
but not above a bad pun either

[East Coast Hustle]

I can hardly wait for the next installment. Will Turd and Roger get
married? Or will evil Hugh's plot to tear them apart succeed. Tune in
tomorrow for another episode of As the Turd Turns.

Roger?

Roger can be bought off with the appropriate amount of alcohol and baptist slaves.

Turd was just mad cause I figured him out. He wants me to deliver to him evidence? Now why would I do such a thing when none of you all needn't have heard any of this in the first place. He knows that the IPs linking him to his misdeeds are known to the those of us that need to know.

that was a piss poor attempt to evade the matter, Hugh. I reiterate: put up or shut up.

not that it really matters, I'm done with this place, but I'll keep bugging you on this thread until my name is clear, either by your unwillingness to display the non-existent "evidence" you claim to have, or when you lock the thread to stop me from pointing out the weakness of your position.

[Donkeyotay]

except you are the only one that gives a fuck...we are all just easily entertained...Although Hugh has been much more wittier so far

...just saying

[agent compassion]

OOH PLEASE HAVE A QUIP FIGHT!!!!!