Quip Fight!!

[agent compassion]

My pet turtle could walk faster than you. And he's DEAD!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

My favorite QUIP:  Every particle effects every other particle everywhere.

And I thought I was a math and science dork

[IntoxiChrist]

My favorite QUIP:  Every particle effects every other particle everywhere.

And I thought I was a math and science dork

Don't roll your eyes at me, missy, just because I was retarded and forgot to log in prior to posting. STOP LAUGHING AT ME

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

My favorite QUIP:  Every particle effects every other particle everywhere.

And I thought I was a math and science dork

Don't roll your eyes at me, missy, just because I was retarded and forgot to log in prior to posting. STOP LAUGHING AT ME

One day someone grabbed a random jpeg that had a calculus equation on it for a joke.  I made a few people pass out of get a headache by explaining what it meant.  :P  

I laugh at you as I laugh at myself.  I don't know if anyone else even got the joke, hehehe

[IntoxiChrist]

My favorite QUIP:  Every particle effects every other particle everywhere.

And I thought I was a math and science dork

Don't roll your eyes at me, missy, just because I was retarded and forgot to log in prior to posting. STOP LAUGHING AT ME

One day someone grabbed a random jpeg that had a calculus equation on it for a joke.  I made a few people pass out of get a headache by explaining what it meant.  :P  

I laugh at you as I laugh at myself.  I don't know if anyone else even got the joke, hehehe

I laugh at you as you laugh at me as you laugh at yourself. I expect a full demonstration on my desk by Monday. Show your work.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I don't show my work, I do it all in my head :P

[IntoxiChrist]

I don't show my work, I do it all in my head :P

You're cheating. I'm reporting you to the Dean.

[The Open Bar]

I don't show my work, I do it all in my head :P

You're cheating. I'm reporting you to the Dean.

screw that, i'm reporting you to the GOVERNOR!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I am adopted.  My mother gave birth to one child who died shortly after he was born.  So when some smart ass asked me if my mother had any children who lived I look them right in the eye and say NO and wait to see how long it takes for them to look away embarassed and confused like.  It's funny to me and that's all the counts

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

WE HAVE NO DEAD SIBLINGS BUT WE ARE ALSO ADOPTED, WE ARE SORRY SHIT WAS GIVEN TO YOU, AND WE HAVE ALSO STARTED REFERRING TO OURSELVES AS WE. BUT SORRY, YES, WE ARE ALSO ADOPTED, WE LIKE BEING ADOPTED, OUR REAL PARENTS STILL DO NOT HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER SO WE ARE GLAD WE GOT ADOPTED BY MORE OR LESS COMPETENT HUMAN BEINGS. GOODBYE NOW, AND VERY GOOD RESPONSE CUTE FUZZY LITTLE


GNOME GIRL?

[Mangrove]

BGP.


tha quips need some work. just sayin'

[East Coast Hustle]

WHY DID YOU BAN HIM?????

[The Open Bar]

WHY DID YOU BAN HIM?????

WHY DIDN'T YOU BAN  HIM?

[LMNO]

WHY DID YOU BAN HIM?????

WHY DIDN'T YOU BAN  HIM?

WHY SHOULD I BAN HIM?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

WHY DID YOU BAN HIM?????

WHY DIDN'T YOU BAN  HIM?

WHY SHOULD I BAN HIM?

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!