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Rant 95: Kallisti

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, July 23, 2005, 11:51:25 AM

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Donkeyotay

#15
July 27, 2005, 04:25:00 AM
It ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
but I say that the women today
are smarter than the men in every way

Thats right, the women are smarter :twisted:

Iron Sulfide

#16
July 27, 2005, 04:37:51 AM
if women are smarter than men, dogs are still smarter than women.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Malaul

#17
July 27, 2005, 05:31:41 AM
least you can train a dog to put the lid down
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Horab Fibslager

#18
July 27, 2005, 05:35:27 AM
mum's the word buckaroos.
Hell is other people.

Iron Sulfide

#19
July 27, 2005, 07:51:47 AM
Quote from: Malaulleast you can train a dog to put the lid down

you can train lots of people to do that too. you can even train someone to train people for you if you're good enough at it.

but you gotta be a good trainer first. :twisted:  

you can even train people to be good in bed.

still think dogs are- on the whole- smarter. (note the order: man>woman>dog,
if you hadn't...)
Ya' stupid Yank.

LMNO

#20
July 27, 2005, 02:23:03 PM
Quote from: DonkeyotayIt ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
but I say that the women today
are smarter than the men in every way

Thats right, the women are smarter :twisted:

Please tell me the Harry Belefonte version was the one going through your head and not... you know...

Oh, and Mal, I think the Param Sutras would be a good first assignment for the Illuminaughty.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#21
July 27, 2005, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Classic Turdwill continue to do so as long as they control 100% of the pussy.

8)
Cheers to that mate!!

See You When Tea is Hot.....

The theory works for me.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#22
July 27, 2005, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: DonkeyotayIt ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
but I say that the women today
are smarter than the men in every way

Thats right, the women are smarter :twisted:

We know which side our bread is buttered on, don't we?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Iron Sulfide

#23
July 28, 2005, 12:34:14 AM
i butter both sides. it's sloppier that way.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#24
July 28, 2005, 07:11:29 PM
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjai butter both sides. it's sloppier that way.

It's all about whatever keeps the boat afloat.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#25
July 28, 2005, 07:24:48 PM
[Brando]

Get the butter...

[/Brando]

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#26
July 28, 2005, 08:14:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO[Brando]

Get the butter...

[/Brando]


Ouch!

Last Tango in Paris.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#27
July 29, 2005, 04:55:37 AM
i prefer Last Mango in Paris

Donkeyotay

#28
July 29, 2005, 05:53:55 AM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: DonkeyotayIt ain't me
It's the people that say
Men are leading the women astray
but I say that the women today
are smarter than the men in every way

Thats right, the women are smarter :twisted:

Please tell me the Harry Belefonte version was the one going through your head and not... you know...

Oh, and Mal, I think the Param Sutras would be a good first assignment for the Illuminaughty.



Not Harry, but it rhymes with him

LMNO

#29
July 29, 2005, 02:17:43 PM
Oh, you dirty hippie bastard...
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