Plug your cabal/disorganization

[the other anonymous]

BeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh

I wanna go there
such a cool place

Have you been there before? Maybe we've met.

no, Ive never been but my friend PJ goes there ALL the time and wears a shirt fom there consistantly... maybe you know him?

Nobody by that name. Unless, of course, he's really Phat Man Dee out of disguise...

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

I AM A MEMBER OF A GROUP WHOS NAME I CANNOT SAY BECAUSE I WILL GET STABBED IF I DO, OW! IT HURTS BEIGN STABBED! I RECCOMEND AVOIDING IT, AND FOR GREAT JUSTICE STFU ABOUT GOOD MINDFUCKS BECAUSE YOU GO TO JAIL; BRAGGING IS FUN AND DANGEROUS.

[Malaul]

BeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh

I wanna go there
such a cool place

Have you been there before? Maybe we've met.

no, Ive never been but my friend PJ goes there ALL the time and wears a shirt fom there consistantly... maybe you know him?

Nobody by that name. Unless, of course, he's really Phat Man Dee out of disguise...

ya just never know
he might be

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Discordians for a Softer Sandpaper Society.
I was Co-Episkopos with St Hugh, but I think I'm now Episkopos by default.

Or not.

Yep. Bella is Episkopos by default.

It is also known as the Purple Monkey Mafia.

Then there are some of the other names.....I'll get to those later.

[Bella]

Yep. Bella is Episkopos by default.

It is also known as the Purple Monkey Mafia.

Then there are some of the other names.....I'll get to those later.

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure.
In fact, I can't quite put my finger on how I got to be Episkopos in the first place.

[Iron Sulfide]

Divine Intermission

[Issarlk]

Carbohydrate Liberation Front....duh.

Put it in bold in your book, as it's a "real" Cabal (others posted here are probably things made up, as a joke).

[Horab Fibslager]

penis envy cult for a more equal tomorrow cabal.

turd is the president.
eric is his sassy adn sexually willing secretary.
aini makes the office jealous by walking around with her wang hanging out fo her pants.

[Malaul]

wow
you keep puttin turd in odd situatuions with Eric
and now youre addin aini in?
Are ou mad at the lad?

[East Coast Hustle]

HE'S JUST BUMMED CUZ HE FELT LEFT OUT OF THE WHOLE "ME VS. HUGH" DRAMA.

BUT HE WAS ONLY LEFT OUT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SUCK AT LIFE.

YET.

[Iron Sulfide]

Carbohydrate Liberation Front....duh.

:D

Put it in bold in your book, as it's a "real" Cabal (others posted here are probably things made up, as a joke).

waddaya mean? they're all real.

KLUTZ is, at least. Tantric Terror Zenjas...changing the world, one orgasm
at a time. Decorating the world, one building side at a time.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

The CRSF is totally fake.

[hooplala]

I am Episkopos of the Kaufman Cabal, which includes myself and a handful of other Hogtown weirdos.

Also known as the Andy Kaufman Cabal.

[Cain]

I wouldn't mention the NSRA.

By all means, then, don't post about them on the INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE

NOBODY OF CONSEQUENCE PAYS ATTENTION TO INFOTARDED SUPERDRIVEWAY.

EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.

This is the correct answer.  I believed the invasion of Iraq in 2003 was fake because of the internet.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Yep. Bella is Episkopos by default.

It is also known as the Purple Monkey Mafia.

Then there are some of the other names.....I'll get to those later.

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure.
In fact, I can't quite put my finger on how I got to be Episkopos in the first place.

You were elected. Since no one else bothered to vote, mine was the one that counted. Actually mine would have been the only one that counted anyway. I'll send you the seals of the office soon enough.