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Started by Cain, July 27, 2005, 08:26:34 PM

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Cain

Finding life on the outside a little too tough?  Hate all the the "thinking" you indulge in, the feeling that so much of the world has missed out on the joke that the punchline isnt even funny anymore?

Then give up.

Go on.  Go crawling back, take your rightful place in proper society again.  Start watching more TV, and I don't mean documentaries or anything you may you learn from, but mind-numbing soaps and "talk" shows, where you can laugh at the freaks who come on.  Get your opinions from a big national paper, go back to caring more about which celebs are shagging who than how much your CEO swindles from your pension fund.  Vote for the puppets on the left or right, whichever one takes your fancy, as it makes so little difference.

Oh, but you didnt mean that? Well, whats your solution Mr HotShot?  Because from where I'm standing, you dont have one.  Oh, but this, but that...but you may get knocked down by a bus tomorrow, or suddenly shit gold bricks.  Your excuses are as weak as your are, and so are no longer needed.  Maybe you could find another way, but not by regressing.  And the start of the path need not be the same place as the end.

But no, I see your mind is made up.  Go on then, you would have been a liability anyway.

The Good Reverend Roger

This needs to be a flier.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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Fine piece of writing Cain. I think a lot of people would get a boost from it.

Also, that illustration is excellent, 000.
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Cramulus

rah!

:mittens: to Cain and 000. Will probably put some of these up during lunch break today.

Cain



Net made this lovely flier, which I neglected to post, for some reason.  However, if you like it, I suggest clicking the link.  Thanks Net!

Triple Zero

cool stuff, Net! I like the bottom-right one best.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

I may have to start leaving self-help literature in the churches' leaflet racks again.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Payne on October 26, 2009, 10:28:19 AM
I may have to start leaving self-help literature in the churches' leaflet racks again.

This is a euphemism for "scat porn" right?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 26, 2009, 12:41:58 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 26, 2009, 10:28:19 AM
I may have to start leaving self-help literature in the churches' leaflet racks again.

This is a euphemism for "scat porn" right?

No, a better place to leave porn is in the legislators offices.

I tend to leave rants, flyers and other assorted tomfoolery in the racks. The churches already keep an eye out for me doing anything more extreme than that. This kind of flyer is just about the perfect example of the kind of thing I tend to put in there, though usually I go for something with a slightly more "religious" feel.

The Good Reverend Roger

Bump, because I plan on using this this weekend.

Thanks, Cain!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

You have a copy?  I missed this the first time around, thinking I might print a few and hide them in certain books at the library.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sigmatic on December 08, 2010, 07:02:12 PM
You have a copy?  I missed this the first time around, thinking I might print a few and hide them in certain books at the library.

No, I was just going to plain-text them.

Trip or Cain might still have one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

Phox wants copy!  That shit is going everywhere next week. :

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I explicitly gave Cain all rights to the PDF I designed for him, so it's his call. I think those ifileit links expire after a few months...

Also, Trip's was quite good, REPOST PLS.
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