buying the holy water!

[Anonymous]

i was walking in nyc and went in the st. patricks cathedral because it was shiney or something.
anyways there were bowls of holy water and they suggested a donation if you wanted to use it.
i stuck my fingers in.
tastes like normal water.
i hope i dont die from the unsanitryness
there were altars where you could light candles and pray for people
you HAD to pay 2$ to do that
hmmm.......i think good money could be made  if you set your own bowls of 'holy water' outside the door much money could be made

[Noodle]

hey it submitted before i was done and logged me out and i forget what i was going to say  
damnit

oh well....THE END

[One-Eyed Thayne Magee]

i don't know how holy water is supposed to be used in the first place.
i guess i thought only priests could use it.

[Antechinus sapiens]

It just goes to show, salvation isn't free.
Tithes and pardons. It's all the same. It's buying a stairway to heaven.
FUCK I hate that song. Where's my Led Zeppelin best of gone to?

[Donkeyotay]

i don't know how holy water is supposed to be used in the first place.
i guess i thought only priests could use it.

It's used to anoint yourself with the sign of the cross upon entering or leaving church...

It also has holy electrolytes which replenish the body after a sweaty session of praying (all that standing, kneeling, and sitting)


And it is used to cast out demons who have posessed unwitting souls