Board Suicide 101

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Why of course Bella, I'll be more then happy to proof read and give you a few pointers.

Cool. It's a deal - I won't kill my internet-self unless/until you proof read my suicide note.

If you ever do a board suicide, I suspect you are going to take out a lot of people first. And yeah, in a creepy dark poetic something sort of way, he did a good job  

Me? You suspect sweet little ol' me of taking other people down with me?
Guess you know me better than I thought, huh?

ps: Creepy dark poetic somethings are the best, don't you think?

Heh. Naw! Bella is just as peace loving as I am.

Or was it pieces loving?

Never mind. Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Nice piece, Zurtok, BTW.

[East Coast Hustle]

Take that hat off right now! You have to at least pretend to be an innocent martyr that everyone hates for no reason.
Otherwise people will suspect that it was actually a murder and not a suicide.

I know these things because I work in the court system.

I dunno...my martyr complex doesn't need to be faked, but I'm not sure I can pull off the "innocent" bit.