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CUT OUT THE BULLSHIT (concentrated rant)

Started by eighteen buddha strike, August 20, 2005, 10:52:55 PM

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doubtless incident

#15
August 21, 2005, 12:22:48 AM
i hadda flat :(
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
August 21, 2005, 12:23:53 AM
Quote from: doubtless incidenti hadda flat :(

I toldja to get solid tires, didn't I?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

doubtless incident

#17
August 21, 2005, 12:27:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: doubtless incidenti hadda flat :(

I toldja to get solid tires, didn't I?
yea.  :oops:

it's not my fault. there was a old lady laying in the gutter crying her eyes out over spilled milk and i hadda help her didn't i? and then i ran over a nail what fell out of her little boot and got a flat on the way to the tyre shop.
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

Shenanigans

#18
August 21, 2005, 12:49:56 AM
Quote from: agent compassionAAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::
That's not a horsie (or a duck) I am the only true horsie around here :twisted:
SHENANIGANS Pony's favorite things to do are silly things! Once, she convinced her friends to go on a hot-air balloon ride with her - in their pajamas! Another time she went out for dinner and ordered dessert first! There's no such thing as an ordinary day with this pony!

http://www.hasbro.com/pl/page.viewproduct/product_id.15659/dn/mylittlepony/default.cfm

East Coast Hustle

#19
August 21, 2005, 12:51:39 AM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

CORNHOLIO

#20
August 21, 2005, 01:04:21 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
that 's not nice, that clown looks gay and everything but they give out cool toys and stuff
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
August 21, 2005, 05:07:13 AM
Quote from: Shenanigans
Quote from: agent compassionAAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::
That's not a horsie (or a duck) I am the only true horsie around here :twisted:

To be precise:  You ripped off someone else's idea.

Again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bob the Mediocre

#22
August 25, 2005, 03:17:54 AM
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
that 's not nice, that clown looks gay and everything but they give out cool toys and stuff

So you like mcdonalds?

(by the way, that's one of the best stfu pictures, imo)
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#23
August 25, 2005, 03:27:43 AM
It would be better if he had something that didn't look like a miniature toy. Reaction shots of people seeing a masked man with an apparently real gun would make it better too. Also, he should use a real gun and possibly shoot Ronald (assuming nobody other than Bea Arthur or GWB was behind Ronald).

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#24
August 25, 2005, 03:28:00 AM
(Or a mime.)

Antechinus sapiens

#25
August 25, 2005, 05:52:55 AM
Young, enthusiastic and stupid.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
August 25, 2005, 05:57:42 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
August 25, 2005, 05:58:12 AM
Quote from: Shenanigans
Quote from: agent compassionAAAACK! HOSRIE!

::ducks::
That's not a horsie (or a duck) I am the only true horsie around here :twisted:

Have you EVER had an original thought, Eldora?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#28
August 25, 2005, 05:58:55 AM
Quote from: Antechinus sapiens

Anonymous

#29
August 25, 2005, 09:25:23 AM
When I was a very young child I had a My Little Pony toy made out of hard, slightly squishy plastic.
I thought it would be really funny if I chewed the legs off.
I did.
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