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« on: August 03, 2005, 08:43:56 pm »
I admit I was hesitant about posting this,because there stands a good chance of me being crucified here.Then I thought,fuck it.Wouldn't be the first time,nor will I have been the only one,crucified on this forum for daring to SPEAK THE TRUTH.

I've been giving it a lot of thought as of late ,and I may have an explanation for a lot of the problems being faced on these boards.
These forums seem to have become nesting site for the dreaded "greyfaced harpies".

Greyfaced harpies are nasty vile creatures. Real quick to criticize others.Love stirring up trouble. They lack any creative or original thinking,so they sink their  venomous claws into those that do. They do nothing constructive on these forums, and they never come up with topics that try to get people thinking.They never have anything intelligent to say. They love to strike at people,and moan and bitch loudly when someone defends themselves. And they love to instigate. They represent the destructive aspect to the chaos on this forum.They Embody one of the worst apects of Eris,which is THE DRAMA QUEEN.

I've seen many newbies chased off this forum by them.
Many times a young person come on this forum asking a legitamate question about discordianism,but before any of us can give them a intelligent answer,the harpies have already ripped into them like Freddy Krueger at a teenage slumber party. These harpies loathe anything new or different.
If there is anything a greyfaced harpy hates,its the TRUTH.They despise it and anyone who possesses it. If you post anything intellligent they try to rip you apart,rather then attacking the validity of your post. They rather tell you to STFU rather than get into an intelligent debate.They'll post any lie that suits their egos,and viciously attack any who dare dsagree with them.

They call themselves "discordians",but possess the one thing a discordian should never have,and that is a closed mind. Anything that does not fit into their reality tunnel is automatically dismissed by them.They seek to destroy anything they do not understand and dare say that they are doing it in the name of Eris.

Even if they don't attack your ideas personally,they use your posts to continue their little vendettas they have against those who don't put up with their shit. They love to hijack threads,especially the ones that may get people to think. They hate it when we discuss ideas amongst ourselves,for they lack the brainpower to join in constructively.


I can hear them now,sharpening their claws,their eyes afire with hate and malice,because they cannot bear the Light of Eris exposing them for the anerisitic monsters they are.So come on you nasty creatures,take your best shot.Nail me to that cross.I walk with Goddess,and can never fear the likes of you.
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
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Re: Greyfaced harpies
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2005, 09:05:15 pm »
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They call themselves "discordians",but possess the one thing a discordian should never have,and that is a closed mind. Anything that does not fit into their reality tunnel is automatically dismissed by them.They seek to destroy anything they do not understand and dare say that they are doing it in the name of Eris.


No crucification from me.  I think you hit the nail right on the head.
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2005, 09:43:19 pm »
Damn.

<applauds>

That about sums up what I was trying to say in the last few rants.

Good job.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2005, 09:46:57 pm »
In nomine patre, et filis, et spiritius liquors: ah-fuckit.

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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2005, 09:47:51 pm »
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In nomine patre, et filis, et spiritius liquors: ah-fuckit.


In nomini patri, et filis, et spiritus tequilarum.
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2005, 10:04:29 pm »
I stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:

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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2005, 10:06:40 pm »
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I stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:


Shhh!

Don't say that so loudly. You'll be accused of all sorts of nasty things such as not cleaning out your microwave or never paying off your parking tickets.
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2005, 10:09:23 pm »
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I stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:


Shhh!

Don't say that so loudly. You'll be accused of all sorts of nasty things such as not cleaning out your microwave or never paying off your parking tickets.

Since I started posting here I have been accused of being a racist, a hippie, not a hippie, math geek, computer geek, writing crappy poetry, writing good poetry, and other various and sundry things.  My microwave and parking tickets are the least of it :wink:

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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2005, 10:12:26 pm »
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I stuck around here originially to spite the people you describe, hehehe :twisted:


Shhh!

Don't say that so loudly. You'll be accused of all sorts of nasty things such as not cleaning out your microwave or never paying off your parking tickets.

Since I started posting here I have been accused of being a racist, a hippie, not a hippie, math geek, computer geek, writing crappy poetry, writing good poetry, and other various and sundry things.  My microwave and parking tickets are the least of it :wink:


Heh. And if you are a mod here you get accused of everything under the sun and up the sun's butt too. I was called let's see; a nazi-supporter, a fascist, a leftist dupe, a pussy licker (that was Tyler and he was sort of right), a crazed violent nutjob, a suicide bomber, a zapatista, a weasel, a prairie squid supporter, and a frop stealer.
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2005, 10:16:18 pm »
And for some reason, they don't name call Verthaine, hmmm, or else I missed it.  He was right about the drama queens though, they pick the weirdest shit to get their knickers in a twist over.

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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2005, 10:17:18 pm »
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Heh. And if you are a mod here you get accused of everything under the sun and up the sun's butt too. I was called let's see; a nazi-supporter, a fascist, a leftist dupe, a pussy licker (that was Tyler and he was sort of right), a crazed violent nutjob, a suicide bomber, a zapatista, a weasel, a prairie squid supporter, and a frop stealer.


You forgot evidence manufacturer, hehehe :roll:

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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2005, 10:28:42 pm »
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Heh. And if you are a mod here you get accused of everything under the sun and up the sun's butt too. I was called let's see; a nazi-supporter, a fascist, a leftist dupe, a pussy licker (that was Tyler and he was sort of right), a crazed violent nutjob, a suicide bomber, a zapatista, a weasel, a prairie squid supporter, and a frop stealer.


You forgot evidence manufacturer, hehehe :roll:


Yeah, that one too. And aini called me a faggot. And Gitmo didn't call me any names, he just got angry. Let's not forget such sparkling examples such as "mod-boi" "sausage boi" and others. WTF? No one ever wants to actually say anything about goats anymore.

Goddamn harpies. They don't even work in hair salons.
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2005, 10:42:33 pm »
Oh, yeah, that reminds me, I was accused of being aini, the official pest, hehehe, too bad there are so few women good at math and science, I guess we all sound the same :roll:

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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2005, 10:51:00 pm »
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Oh, yeah, that reminds me, I was accused of being aini, the official pest, hehehe, too bad there are so few women good at math and science, I guess we all sound the same :roll:


Heh. To some guys, you know it don't matter. They think you all are alike anyway.
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2005, 10:58:09 pm »
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Oh, yeah, that reminds me, I was accused of being aini, the official pest, hehehe, too bad there are so few women good at math and science, I guess we all sound the same :roll:


Heh. To some guys, you know it don't matter. They think you all are alike anyway.


Well, there are some guys who like smart chicks, my hubby is one of them.  He always like Velma better than Daphne :P

And some men are just idiots, just like some women are :P