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A Modest Proposal.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 03, 2008, 02:41:48 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO on March 03, 2008, 05:20:25 PM
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Quote from: Jenne on March 03, 2008, 05:35:32 AM
Yeah uh...tomorrow's another day.  And Justin hasn't seen any of this yet, just saying.

ECH's name is Justin? I imagined it would be "Thor" or "Bone-Crusher".


ECH's name is actually pronounced "Road of Bones".

That makes more sense.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mourning Star

Whoever heard of a chef named Justin?

I think we should start a petition requesting ECH change his name to something more chef-sounding.

Think Fat, what's a good fat sounding name?

(Yes, I know ECH isn't fat, also, trusting unfat chefs is a bad idea.)

East Coast Hustle

I could stand to lose 20 pounds.

anything less than 240 lbs and my ribs start showing.

also, trusting ECH is a bad idea.

also, that's why my last place was called "Zeke's" and not "Justin's".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2008, 02:41:48 AM
1.  Those in authority must adhere to the rules MORE than those whom they have power over, no matter how trivial the matter.

2.  Justice is based on law.  So are rights.  The moment law is cast aside, so are justice and rights, which revert to mere privilege.

3.  You are more than your last day, or last accomplishment.

4.  Nobody is beyond redemption.  Everyone deserves a chance to set things right.

5.  To ignore a wrong is to be complicit in that wrong.

Words to live by. I know this is about something else entirely, which I've missed, but I would like a signed copy to hang on the wall in whatever dive I end up sleeping in next.