Get Out the Violins or A Call For Immediate Violence

[The Good Reverend Roger]

still missing the point. let's try this again:

16 YEAR OLDS (OF EITHER GENDER) ARE CAPABLE OF DETERMINING WHETHER OR NOT THEY WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE. THIS MAN WAS NOT A SEXUAL PREDATOR. HE WAS NOT MOLESTING LITTLE GIRLS. HE LACKS GAME AND HAD TO GO FOR A GIRL AT THE YOUNGEST EDGE OF THE SCALE OF ACCEPTABILITY. THIS JUST MAKES HIM AN OPIE, NOT A CRIMINAL.

it also makes me wonder what his wife looks like.

But that would keep me from enjoying my vicious self-righteousness.

[East Coast Hustle]

why? it hasn't stopped me on bit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

why? it hasn't stopped me on bit.

Well, yeah, but I want to know who the criminals around me are, so I can pick on them with no fear of any social stigma being attached to myself.

I WANT TO HATE, DAMMIT, AND THESE ARE MY CHOSEN VICTIMS!11@

[Anonymous]

(S)EX Offender
Blondie


I saw you standing on the corner, you looked so big and fine.
I really wanted to go out with you, so when you smiled,
I laid my heart on the line
You read me my rights and then you said "Let's go" and nothing more
I thought of my nights, and how they were
They were filled with

I know you wouldn't go
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in
I had to know so I asked
You just had to laugh

We sat in the night with my hands cuffed at my side
I look at your life and your style
I wanted nothing more
I know you wouldn't go
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in
I had to know so I asked
You just had to laugh

Walking the line, you were a marksman
Told me that law, like wine, is ageless
Public defender
You had to admit
You wanted the love of a sex offender

I know you wouldn't go
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in
I had to know so I asked
You just had to laugh

My vision in blue, I call you from inside my cell
And in the trial, you were there
With your badge and rubber boots

I think all the time how I'm going to perpetrate love with you
And when I get out, there's no doubt I'll be sex offensive to you

[Cain]

Biggest problem is that there is a 0% rehabilitation rate with Pedophiles

Bullshit.  Actually, the rate can be 60% or more if chemical castration is combined with therapy.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Biggest problem is that there is a 0% rehabilitation rate with Pedophiles

Bullshit.  Actually, the rate can be 60% or more if chemical castration is combined with therapy.

Just cut their heads off.  They'll never do it again.

[Cain]

Biggest problem is that there is a 0% rehabilitation rate with Pedophiles

Bullshit.  Actually, the rate can be 60% or more if chemical castration is combined with therapy.

Just cut their heads off.  They'll never do it again.

This is true, but then they can't be used as slave labour in prisons.  Which is, after all, the humane thing nowadays, apparently.

[Cain]

And also, how would the government then justify its increasing internet surveillance?

[LMNO]

Looks like Rog got his wish.

On Friday night, a man claiming to be an FBI agent dropped in on three Level 3 sex offenders living together, supposedly to warn them of an Internet hit list targeting sex offenders.

The man was not an FBI agent, but he may have been enforcing a hit list of his own.

Two of the roommates were found dead of gunshot wounds early Saturday, and Bellingham police are investigating a crime authorities say may be one of the nation's most serious cases of vigilantism aimed at sex offenders.

[East Coast Hustle]

Bellingham is full of nothing but hippies and Canadian shoppers. That guy was probably from Lynden, which is just outside B'ham and has the distinction of proudly promoting itself as a town for christian fundies.

either way, I hope the police don't bother to investigate too closely.

[Doktor Howl]

burglury

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

I haven't read the whole thread yet, but I'd like to know if its been clarified whether he actually assaulted this girl, or whether he just happened to have the bad luck to live in, say Arizona or Pennsylvania, rather than Maryland or New Jersey


Edit:
...Look down. Look down...


EDIT:
I agree, however, that "get out the violins" is good advice for a case like this. We should also get out a book about goats and anything else which may be helpful in ignoring a trumped-up issue.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!

Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting that ye've been left to fight alone.

All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink holes.

O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in yer hearts!

Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers of the Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so entwine the land with tribulation as have yer baseless warnings.

[LMNO]

burglury

It was like, a different time, man.

[East Coast Hustle]

Umm, actually no.  Because someone smoking a joint in their bedroom doesn't harm an innocent 16 year old girl.

Well. That's goddamn gold right there.