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Horab Fibslager

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a clarification for the confused.
« on: August 25, 2005, 05:31:26 am »
your penis is not yoru brain is not you index finger.
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2005, 05:32:11 am »
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your penis is not yoru brain is not you index finger.


Sez YUO.
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2005, 05:34:07 am »
naw dude, i like researched this shit int eh encyclopedia birtannica.

like i'd do my annotated appendice and bibliography, but like, i was still in shock from my shocking discoveries!
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2005, 05:35:29 am »
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naw dude, i like researched this shit int eh encyclopedia birtannica.

like i'd do my annotated appendice and bibliography, but like, i was still in shock from my shocking discoveries!


And so, Captain Obvious once again thwarts the Evil Zurtok, foul lord of Nebraska And Other Boring Shit, Too.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2005, 05:37:57 am »
i don't get it.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2005, 05:41:01 am »
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i don't get it.




I thought this was a parody of Zurtoks mindfuck thread.
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2005, 05:44:29 am »
naw i just got this in my latest bout of satori.

if i think about it more, i may expand on why you rpenis isn't yoru brain isn't your index finger, but for teh moment, let it be known among men an dwomena nd cheldren as a universal truth, to be kicked into the mud and hten punched in teh face alot until the mu dis red with forgiveness, and the air thick with cries for mercy.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 05:46:47 am »
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naw i just got this in my latest bout of satori.

if i think about it more, i may expand on why you rpenis isn't yoru brain isn't your index finger, but for teh moment, let it be known among men an dwomena nd cheldren as a universal truth, to be kicked into the mud and hten punched in teh face alot until the mu dis red with forgiveness, and the air thick with cries for mercy.


But can I stick my index finger into my penis?

Hordes of television viewers want to know.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2005, 05:50:33 am »
sicne they are not the same, that is all i can say. i give no permission because i take no authority.
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2005, 05:55:14 am »
The answer is yes, but it will take years of hard work and dedication.
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2005, 05:57:31 am »
My penis is an awesome tool of death and destruction. It uses up too much blood to run my brain at the same time.
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2005, 06:01:19 am »
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The answer is yes, but it will take years of hard work and dedication.


Bullshit.

I just did it.
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2005, 06:09:27 am »
Maybe you're some sort of natural master, try sucking oil up with your urethra.
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2005, 06:12:10 am »
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Maybe you're some sort of natural master, try sucking oil up with your urethra.


Yep.

Um...you DID mean motor oil, right?
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2005, 06:13:02 am »
Uh.. Yeah... Sure, why not?
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