this will hurt your brain.

[East Coast Hustle]

it's long, but it's worth it.

Johnny Dies at the End

[Bob the Mediocre]

I wonder where I've read that before. Ah well, I don't remember it anyway, and it's good so far, soI'll be surprised at the end again, I guess.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Fucking awesome!

[DJRubberducky]

Is this where the headache came from?  Silly me, I thought it was dehydration.

I wish whomever had made the "Constantine" movie had found this site instead.  That was wicked fun to read.

[LMNO]

I wish whomever had made the "Constantine" movie had killed themselves before production even started.

You know the score.

[DJRubberducky]

Oh, I don't wish death on the person who made the Constantine movie.

Just the person who decided casting KEANU FUCKING REEVES would be a good idea.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I wish whomever had made the "Constantine" movie had killed themselves before production even started.

You know the score.

This is the correct edgyordifferentwordthatdoesntmakesensehere.

[Horab Fibslager]

it's long, but it's worth it.

Johnny Dies at the End

8)

soem body else finally got around to visiting the best motehrfucking site on the web.

fuck, now i gotta go back and delete all the jokes i plaigirized from there.  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :oops:


edit: and all th erest of the website aside, john dies at the end is one of the best motehrfucking pieces of literature i've read anywhere. it's scary, it's creepy, it's funny. yopu'll laugh you'll cry, you'll have a raging hardon for hours.

[unlike_someone]

I didn't have time to finish it... so, did Johnny die at the end?

[Horab Fibslager]

yes, and no.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

WHY FOR DOES JOHNNY MUST DIE?! WEEOOO! SADNESS!

[Horab Fibslager]

he dies for yoru sins and mine. he dies because it's a cruel cold world, wher little children starve to death and people who are born rich turn  not so fortunate people into whores. he dies because you wet yoru bed at night, and because your parents weren't thinking about you when having sex, they were only in it for the pleasure. i'm afraid youw ere an accident, and oughta apoligize for being born.

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

WE HAVE MADE PEACE WITH OUR ILLEGITIMATE PARENTS! THEY HAVE FORGIVEN! NOW WE MUST AVENGE THE CONDOM! I WILL DE-GUT THE HORSEMAN! CHRISTMAS TIME INTESTINE DECORATINGS AND FEET COVERS ON THE FIREPLACE! YES! THE HORRIBLE BLOODY VENGANCE REVENGING MY BIRTH AND CONSEQUENT EXISTANCE! FINAL GLORY FOR GREAT JUSTICE!


WEE

OOO

!!!

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

Oh, I don't wish death on the person who made the Constantine movie.

Just the person who decided casting KEANU FUCKING REEVES would be a good idea.

i not only thorght constantine rocked, but i also thorhgt keanu reeves was good in it...

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

w0w i just read the whole thing. and for those of you who havent yet its about 350ish pages longs and took me about 4 hours to read.