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A poem I wrote when I was feeling sensitive
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2005, 02:29:49 am »
Ah. Well, I agree with you on point 2.

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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2005, 05:20:25 pm »
Thankfully point #2 makes it easier to fix point #3, though?
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2005, 05:28:45 pm »
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Thankfully point #2 makes it easier to fix point #3, though?

You would think so, wouldn't you. The lack of common sense keeps them from using birth control, but the lack of self preservation gets them a Darwin Award.  If they get the Darwin Award early enough, it will fix point #3. :lol:

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A poem I wrote when I was feeling sensitive
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2005, 05:39:00 pm »
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Thankfully point #2 makes it easier to fix point #3, though?

You would think so, wouldn't you. The lack of common sense keeps them from using birth control, but the lack of self preservation gets them a Darwin Award.  If they get the Darwin Award early enough, it will fix point #3. :lol:


I point out the fallacy of your argument by looking around at all the dumbasses in the world today.

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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2005, 06:15:12 pm »
Well, she does mention they have to get them early enough.

I was mostly thinking that if they have no self-preservation instinct, it's easier to manipulate them into situations where they self-destruct.
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2005, 08:13:35 pm »
Or you could just kill them.  :roll:

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Re: A poem I wrote when I was feeling sensitive
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2007, 04:43:55 am »
I pissed on my neighbor's car
They got really angry at me
I told them it used too much gas
Then I got arrested for disorderly conduct

So I set their house on fire
And shot them in the face
With a chicken cannon
Spraying chicken and people gibs everywhere

It was horrible
I feel bad now
But now I feel better
Because I wrote a poem

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Re: A poem I wrote when I was feeling sensitive
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2007, 01:08:06 am »
In hindsight, this poem wasn't nearly as good as my gothic toilet paper poem. For some inexplicable reason, the people at Gothic Poetry didn't think so though.

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Re: A poem I wrote when I was feeling sensitive
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2007, 04:44:26 pm »
I vaguely remember that one.  Stupid goths wouldn't know a good poem if it walked up to them and sliced their wrists for them. 
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