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"True" Discordians

Started by Cain, August 27, 2005, 02:02:50 PM

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East Coast Hustle

#30
September 01, 2005, 08:56:13 PM
Quote from: Merlin of ChaosA discordian is also someone who considers himself a discordian.

Don't listen to me though, we all know the 5th law of the pentabarf :D

we also know that youyr pentabarf is utter crap, just like the rest of your Discordian dogma.

oh, and don't worry. listening to you is NOT on the agenda.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#31
September 01, 2005, 09:10:14 PM
If you survive, please come again.  :lol:  :roll:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

#32
September 01, 2005, 09:24:38 PM
we like to weed out the weaker members of the herd sooner rather than later.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jack Chick

#33
September 01, 2005, 10:17:20 PM
ALL DISCORDIANISM IS FALSE BECAUSE ERIS IS A WICKED DEMON, A PUTRID WHORE WHO SEDUCES YOU TO THE UGLY ROTTING HEART OF SATAN BY PUTTING THE FACE OF A REDHEADED CARTOON CHARACTER ON IT, SHE WILL STRADDLE YOU AND DECAY YOUR DICK WITH HER PUTRID VAGINA

WORSHIPPING WOMEN IS WRONG BECAUSE WOMEN SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING YOU AND MAKING YOUR FUCKING DINNER

THE HEIARCHY IS JESUS > PRESIDENT > BOSS > HUSBAND > WIFE > CHILDREN > GAYS AND COLOREDS

Cap'n Fnord

#34
September 02, 2005, 12:40:34 AM
please note the I put true discordian in quotes.  Denoting internet sarcasm, because as we all know Eris is dead, and if she isn't she's not telling us.
Hopefully in the future I will be a prospector

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
September 02, 2005, 01:42:48 AM
Quote from: Merlin of ChaosA discordian is also someone who considers himself a discordian.

Don't listen to me though, we all know the 5th law of the pentabarf :D

Will no one rid me of this turbulent fuquad?

[/Henry]
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#36
September 02, 2005, 06:15:25 AM
Quote from: Merlin of ChaosA discordian is also someone who considers himself a discordian.

Don't listen to me though, we all know the 5th law of the pentabarf :D
Keep it up kiddo :wink:

East Coast Hustle

#37
September 02, 2005, 02:37:08 PM
it's good to see you offering yourself such encouragement.

perhaps the rest of us should just leave and you can populate this board entirely with your uber-ghey alternate accounts?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#38
September 02, 2005, 03:01:35 PM
It's official, I have surpassed horab, I am now everyone :lol:

East Coast Hustle

#39
September 02, 2005, 03:05:45 PM
no, you're just everybody that sucks at life.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#40
September 02, 2005, 03:18:44 PM
I have a screeching case of teh ghey.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#41
September 03, 2005, 12:18:34 AM
LMNO FTW

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
September 03, 2005, 12:54:47 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyIt's official, I have surpassed horab, I am now everyone :lol:

No, just the stupid ones.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#43
September 03, 2005, 12:39:43 PM
Wow, I wish I had never even fucking bothered trying some critical thinking here.  I'm going to dumb this down, in very simple, mostly single or sometimed double syllable words.

Not Eveything = Discordian

Everything = Chaos

Agent of Chaos does not = Discordian

Discordian = set of beliefs about how the world works.







Fuck this shit.

East Coast Hustle

#44
September 03, 2005, 03:28:30 PM
dude, they're not worth your effort.

stop trying to smarten them up and just start trolling the fuck out of them.

or, do what I'm likely to do here soon and ignore them alltogether in favor of trolling hentai forums and fundie sites.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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