Imperial writ

[Horab Fibslager]

as Emperor of canada and protector of cuba(since a few years back! lol), and grand vizier in exile of liechtenstein(almost a full yeasr now, and stikll no response to our diplomatic packages from teh corrupt and evil regime of evil an dwweapon o fmass destructon!-probaly)i hereby declare the vast membership of these fora to be moranis dumbassinus eroticus(that latter becaus i'm, feeling horny) in ternit or until the internet starts eating small children to app-ease it's voracious appetite for inconsequential figurative posturing.

carry on with god's speed on your work gentlemen and ladies.



terry schiavo lives!

[East Coast Hustle]

are you saying that we're all oversexed retards?

cuz I can dig that.

[Horab Fibslager]

actually i was refering to the eroticism of using fak elatin, which always gives me a raging hardon like no tomorrow, but in th erecent fad of using awful rock analogies, i will point you in the direction of a ertain set of gnr albums on which are contained covers of bob dylan and that paul mcratney band without those other guys.

i also wish to clarify that i ibncluded his supreme majestic royalness, myself, in the definitve nomenclature moranis dumbassness eroticus.

because otherwise i would feel leftout :'(